You died, Captain Cruch escorted you vinyl gate, at the gate was Colonel Sanders, who told you 5 of the secret spices, this led you to Nirvana (the state of mind), you now realised your work on earth was not finshed, so after a quick stop in Nebula M78 for tea with the Ultra Brothers. Upon returning to earth, Hiddy showed you the ultimate secret base exclusive, in which you did not have enough for, so you hopped on the RFSO board, tried for the tag "Locomoto" and 565 tries later here you are!
during the stroke he saw god and decided to peddle bibles to the infidels (to pay for secret base of course)
Diana finally convinced you that your dingle berries didn't taste like truffles. Once you stopped putting them in everything you finally got a job as Chef. Or you bought your first vinyl toy.
Oh wow, can't believe it, but I was just about to type the very same answer as Glenn - no way, so freeky.... anyway, this time last year, you were out walking on a calm Carmel night, when the trees began to shimmer, your watch stopped and the grassy knoll upon which u were perched lit up like in ET only more eerie. Before you had time to gasp you felt yourself lifting gently from the ground, and then it went black. When u awoke, you were strapped to a vinyl table (it was GID, w gold spray, and came in an alien lucky bag...probably) with a human size Mutant Chaos standing above you. At first you smiled, becuase it was the metallic green version and becuase you now knew what Mori-san had known all along. A feeling of well being, of coming home, spread through you as you relaxed. This wasn't a prison, u were home. The smile turned to a frown when you were flipped over and mercilessly anally probed by Mutant Chaos and all his colorway brothers (including the custom that only Datadub has). Would this ever end? Finally all the colorways on Parka's site had exhausted themesleves...it was over... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckckck Nooooooooooooooooo ... then Bigaos appeared, with probe arm...and things mercifully went black again. Whne u woke you had a sore botty, but still couldn't be sure what had happened. By the time u got home, despite the burning sensations, you had blocked it out of your mind as being real. Minutes later u were home, u took off your jacket, hung it up, and lay on the sofa. The light was hurting your eyes, so u switched it off. It was only then you knew the horrible truth - the back of your jacket was glowing in the dark with gold spray paint rubs........ Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were in Los Angeles, headed for LAX, and to save time. . . you took the Slossin Avenue cut-off. . .
that's "Slauson", you ninny! . . . and always be sure to have antiseptic conditions when amputating one.
ahh...a year ago...so easy... a year ago you grew up and finally stopped playing World of Warcraft(you were a guild faction leader) and Dungeons and Dragons(level 9,027 dungeon master hobbit slayer). yup, you matured my friend. you gave all of that up to buy toys
I have carefully studied all your posts and the clues are there for everyone to see. That was the night you met Yolanda The Strap-On Wearing Midget from Fresno.Not only did you Fall in Love with Vinyl Toys but became one of California's biggest Power Bottoms.
