I'm willing to try bleaching my eyeballs and frying my brainstem. This is the funniest, creepiest thread I've ever read. I don't know whether to laugh or scrub myself with lye.
if you want the image to be even funnier know that since that pic that antknee put up was taken, I've gained nearly 100 pounds, more acne, and a worse haircut 100% seriously got a fucking error message from an electronic bathroom scale a couple days ago
This just gets better. How about some fan fiction for ya, will that satiate those needs you have? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4087603/1/Twist_of_Fate *please note, I haven't read this so I take no responsibility for what is contained in that story
true story, my cousin lives very close to Portman's mom's house. Supposedly her mom had some fan dude arrested because he was always stalking around the neighborhood and lurking about. I don't know how it was resolved but I told my cousin if they ever found his massive StarWars collection in the attic that he may be in trouble.
hahahahaha holy fuck I cut it myself back in September, nothing fancy, buzzed it all off, I just don't like the way it's growing in better than it was back in '06 though:
for my own future reference, which is scarier? the Cousin It above or this fresh-out-of-bed monstrosity from '09?
