S.W.A.R.M.M(skateboarding,weird,aliens,robots,music,monsters) aka Mechacreatch vinyl coming soon..

Discussion in 'Americans and Other Western Gaijin' started by Michael McCreery, Mar 18, 2019.

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Do you like the S.W.A.R.M.M figure?

Poll closed Mar 20, 2019.
  1. yes

    3 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. no

    21 vote(s)
    87.5%
  1. Headhunter

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    Nope but do I really wanna put myself through that? And I got nothing against Funko but you don't see me trying to paint or Frankenstein toys together ether.
     
  2. arjybarjy

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    I couldn’t resist clicking and ruined my day. I’m embarrassed for everyone associated with that video and ‘art’.
     
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    The balls, or ignorance, to tag the makers in that post. It shows how little they know about the makers and how little respect they have for 2 modern legends in this industry.
     
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    turns out i have absolutely no desire to watch someone who doesnt know sh*t about sh*t screaming at me about softfubeez. i do like the monkey guy because you know theyre just sitting in as a favor. and thats a good friend
     
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    Wow that guy sucked.
     
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    Apparently he didn't take the constructive criticism to well.
     
  7. Rich

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    How is it even possible to take two iconic toys (the skull wing and RxH adult chaos) and make them look this horrible.

    He pulled off the impossible.

    I guess you can make anything look like shit in the right hands.
     
  8. Rich

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    Reminds me of the “sofubee” version of nailed it..

    This is the Mitch version I’d add.

     
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    I sincerely hope ‘lil swirly dervish’ is forever etched into the sawfoobee lexicon.
     
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    The jokes write themselves at a certain point.

    Also, why did he paint the ass cheeks? He seriously looked at the sculpt and thought "man, this is pretty sick, but it would be way better if I could highlight the ass"
     
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    We need a separate thread for truslithers crap. Don’t forget about the shitty painting this guy does too
     
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    If you scroll far enough through his IG there is a Finkshit he completely ruined
     
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    You guys ever meet Mr. Swarm?This dude is the embodiment of ‘trying too hard whilst failing.’ May he see this comment and leave me alone next he sees me.
     
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    But you guys both wear those weird old english tweed flat caps.. that's where the fatal attraction comes into play! ;)

     
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    He's currently having a sale on his awful 'one-offs' as he calls them. There's very few customisers on FB who actually have talent, and this guy is not one of them. Its like he just decided one day that he's awesome at it, and no toy is safe. It shows a total lack of respect for the hobby IMO.

    And I include blanks in that opinion. A beautiful blank unpainted toy has its own aesthetic merits, I wish a lot of these guys would find a different way of getting attention online. Those blanks were never intended to be covered in your ugly technicolour slop. Please leave them the fuck alone!
     
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    S.W.A.R.M.M(skateboarding,weird,aliens,robots,music,monsters) aka Mechacreatch vinyl coming soon..
    That adds a whole 'nother layer of bizarre indeed:

    HE JUST KEEPS COMING UP WITH BRILLIANT IDEAS..!!! STOP HATING ON HIS GENIS!!!11!
    (yah I wrote that like "penis" for, uh, "reasons")

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    Hey! I wear those weird old english tweed flat caps . . . but being a weird old englishman earns me a pass!
     
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    You ain't a poser like these other chumps!! If you don't play cricket then you don't deserve to wear one of these fucking things

     
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    Yeah, it's the anti hipster grim North style . . .

    [​IMG]
     
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    His penius is a genius!
     
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    This thread is my daily entertainment
     
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    can I use the cricket bat as a weapon? That's the only good use I see it as.
     
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    I don’t keep up with every Mechacreatch release, but I think the paint apps on the new set are nice. The glitter is fun, and the color palette is balanced better than most of the previous releases. The toy is still not for me, but I think this is a nice improvement.

     
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    George Lucas' original New Hope was amazing. But when he kept constantly editing it, reediting, editing and reediting and crammed shit in EVERY frame with cgi it became a mess. That's what this toy is. Just looking at that left arm. It really looks like a child made it.

    It would be great for the creator to keep trying. Keep building his/her resume but this toy is just really bad. I honestly don't understand paying money for this is. 30 dollars is too much.
     
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