The "Big F*** You" thread

oh yeah, and FU to UPS. Big Brown, especially here in NYC, sucks ass on a cosmic level. They don't leave notices on your door...I've called off of work only to see the driver not even stop when a package was marked as "out for delivery" and if you have to pick it up the nearest place is Maspeth NY - hours away via train and cab.

My favorite FU? My folks came for a visit - we took some pictures of them at the Statue of Liberty. We sent a box that had the photo in an expensive frame and some cat food samples for this shelter. They get the box...which wasn't the box we sent with a different frame, no cat food and the photo was out of the frame mangled. Someone at UPS opened the box, removed the frame, put everything back into a different box, cut the label off and taped it back up...and they claimed that it didn't happen!

 

I love this thread, because I'm totally in touch with my inner rage and not afraid to express exactly how things are making me feel. I just commented the other day how my managers made me feel (and their total disgust at me for screaming back at them, walking away and refusing the play their little game). Basically it boils down to this and you can apply this to basically 90% of all work fields: People put into management positions usually are overpaid babysitters with no discernable talent. Their mandate is not to be leaders, or people with vast knowledge of whatever department they run, but to control the workforce and get high productivity at the lowest cost (thus enabling them to be rewarded with high salaries) It's a racket, and as long as corporations run the world will continue.

Don't mind me I'm on my 4th cup of TJ Chicory Coffee and watching Slacker (for the billionth time).

 

Fuck you whoever out bid me by 50 yen on YJA.

 

How about a big fuck you to constipation. Thanks goodness I have a laptop to post on here while be tortured in the bathroom.

 

i big F-you to myself for losing my ID and debit card in my own house and having to go to the RMV(wich hopefully wont be another FU) to get everything replaced and taking about 2 weeks

 

Hmmm?

 

TMI Turkey.

 

Aw ooops. No more FUs to pooping from me.

Fuck paypal for holding a random payment I received.

 

This. I remember when UPS was the end-all be-all shipping company. If you wanted it done right, you sent it UPS. Not anymore. Those assclowns can't get anything right, and I'm convinced if their drivers could take a big steaming dump inside of their deliveries and get away with it, they would.

The last time it rained here, the UPS delivery guy in a rare display of actually getting the box to the door, left it sit in the pouring rain all afternoon. The kicker is that my entire porch (a whole 2 feet away!) is covered and was perfectly dry. But could you leave the box there? Oh hell naw! Let's drown that fucker!

 

My dad is a UPS driver.

 

FU to the IRS for getting me excited about $6500 existing home buyer credit bullshit. You have to own a home for 5 consecutive years to be considered an existing home buyer?

 

Let's place the blame where it lays: A big fuck you to the banking and mortgage industry scumbags who screwed up the system so badly now everyone has to actually do more work to prove they own and can pay for a home.

 

Fuck smog checks.

 

A big f-you to my crappy cell phone. im at work and an auction i was watching was ending. i tried to logon to put in a bid and the touch screen on the phone decided to wig out and i missed the auction ending. f you phone!

incedentally im writing this message on the phone and its working fine. go figure.

phil

 

Fuck you sriracha chili sauce - I thought you were my friend, but you have turned on me. (I am sure we will make up in a day or two.)

 

fuck you paypal, and your whore of a mother, ebay

 

fuck you sideways wisdom teeth.
now i can't buy a lucky bag.

 

Fuck things that happen!!! Why?

 

Fuck you customs for holding every fucking single toy I buy for ransom!

 

luckily my mom is management for ups so peeps know not to F my toys up, ups sucks for everyday joes, but if you own a busssiness or deal with there high end shipping they rock

 

Id like to give a big F(*&$ YOU to the nurse who was sitting on her A$$ and who i left a small stuffed animal to carry back to my mom in neuro icu.

granted it was only a 5 dollar item, but when you ask for her name, tell me you'll complete this small mission of kindness, then walk out a secure door to her unit, only to find out from my twin sister that the stuffed animal NEVER MADE IT TO HER.

thanks alot you F'ing selfish, lazy, 50.00 pr hour making nurse.

F U, YOU SLAG!!

one more FU to my co worker for leaving EVERY tuesday early now so she can go work out with her personal trainer....hey B#*&$ FACE!!! you can work out after 5pm!!

F U.

 

Word.

 

Amazon is selling Red Dead Redemption for $49.99 now. Fuck dat.

 

So is Newegg, free shipping. Fuck the people NOT buying that GID Zag I'm selling so I can swing this!