The "Big F*** You" thread

A big FUCK YOU to Continental Airlines and their baggage handlers for stealing my GF's money and credit cards, only to give back her library card as an FU to her. Is this what we got from Bush's protection program?

And a big FU to one of my x's for stealing my essays off my blog to repost on hers without asking or giving credit. And you wondered why I was done with you?

And not an fu at all but seriously, haven't some people realized yet that being sexy and being tacky are really two separate things.

 

How did the baggage handlers get hold of her money and credit cards?

 

She was transferred into a smaller plane where she wasn't allowed to take her carry on. She forgot that she took her wallet out and put it in there because they were rushing her. The carry on went in the bin in the front of the plane, not even underneath, yet they still managed to pilfer it.

 

I was at the art store toay, exchanging an airbrush hose. I didn't know only Iwata hoses were compatable with Iwatas and thought another brand would attach, it didn't. So I exchange it and tell the woman it's not compatable with my airbrush and I need the Iwata hose. She examines it, obviously with no clue as to how it works or attaches and she thinks it's broken. She tells me she doesn't know if I can exchange it. I say, well I never used it, it wouldn't attach, if it's defective then you should exchange it anyway. Instead she goes over and gets a second hose, these come in clear baggies with headers stapled on. She can clearly look through the plastic bag and see the mechanics are exactly the same and the hose I brought back isn't missing a thing. but that's not good enough, she has to open that new airbrush and examine it out of the bag and call another girl over to compare the two with her. Again I say, well if it's defective you should return it anyway. They go on comparing the two for another minute and then conclude that the hose I was exchanging was fine and she makes the exchange.
Fuck your dumb deaf ass and fuck Blick's for hiring the dumbest fucking person I've ever met in my life.

 

FU ICE. Slickest day ever... I mean EVER! When someone in Fairbanks Alaska tells you it's slick, it's fucking slick. 20 car pile up on the side of the road, I successfully avoid and then I am forced to stop. My car slid sideways from a dead stop into the pile... All this to get my kid to school only to have them cancel it once we had already left. So another FU to the school district for taking it's sweet time. 15 years of clean driving record down the drain.

 

If I have to hear about the royal wedding one more time I'm going to go postal. Seriously this is news? Who gives a fucking shit? If you have that much of a mundane boring pointless life and this is a big deal for you that please go ahead and kill yourself. Fairytale? Wow people really do live in a fantasy life So sick of the media beating off to this story.

 

Seeing as it's my tax £££ paying for it I should but sadly don't . . . Sometimes not watching TV, listening to radio or reading a newspaper has its benefits . . . I'm happy in my ill informed bubble, it's probably safer for everyone! As if cutting spending in education, healthcare and the arts to fund the fucking Olympics isn't bad enough! . . . The British Government is a complete shower of shit! And DON'T get me started on reality TV shows and the British public's inane interest! . . . Rant of the day over . . . Blech!

 

I didn't even notice with all this hub-bub over here about the upcoming wedding in the new Twilight.

 

oi!!

if you don't like,,you can always move to the states or france

hey,,,atleast they are calling it a bank holiday & we get the day off work...in fact,,it will be a double bank holiday 4day weekend with mayday monday included!!!

btw,,,aren't you interested in jillian passing out in the jungle,,shaun ryder's australian detox or katie surviving another week on x-factor??

 

I'd move to the US if it weren't for the health insurance minefield and I'd move to France if it weren't full of French!

Makes no difference, I'm self-employed . . . everyday's a holiday compared to the last 20 years of working with douchebags!

Unless they're coming at me with a broken bottle or a baseball bat I don't give a fuck about any of 'em. Worthless has beens trying to fan the embers of a dying career or vacuous wannabes desperate to be famous for the sake of being famous . . . blech!

 

Fuck you French Post! Whey can't they get a package to someone in a decent amount of time!?!

 

Fuck you to the car dealership near my condo that parks some of it's future stock (old and jacked cars waiting to get fixed/sold/rust?) on the street taking up spaces I'd like to park in.

I have to call about "abandoned cars" to get them moved once every 2 weeks on these dudes, I'm serious!

 

FUCK wishy-washy bid retractions on ebay... I'm (somewhat desperately) selling a drumkit & woke up this morning to find my item back at the starting price. And the bidder has done this 26 times in 6 months?!? Ebay doesn't care, of course...

 

I just sold my Darth Vader Adidas zipup on the ebay... the first guy who bid on it bid twice, for the same amount, 24 hours apart, then 2 days later retracted the bid. How do you find out how many times a bidder has retracted?

 

try clicking around their profile if you can still access it... since they retracted the bid, I can't see that particular info anymore

 

this FUCK YOU goes out to one of my travel nurses..


what? you THOUGHT i'd let you work at a hospital with a CPR card that EXPIRES at midnight tomorrow?

and you get mad at me claiming you wont work here because of that?

wtf would we do if we lost an ENTIRE HOSPITAL ACCOUNT?

didnt think of that while you were smacking your gum, did you?

stupid ass.

 

You got a lot of "FUCK YOU"' 's in this thread Mecha.

 

there are alot of idiots out there Lawrence.




and they all deserve a hearty, F U!!!

 

I never felt the need to contribute to this thread until now. So here's a big FU to the assholes that stole my wife's car from our driveway on Thanksgiving morning. And another FU to my dog for not even barking when this was taking place.

 

Damn that sucks. Fucking thieves.
In your dog's defense- he was probably distracted by the smell of cooking turkey?

 

Damn, that really sucks. Also poor dog for getting a big FU.

 

They shoulda stole the fucking dog and then you wouldn't have anything to complain about

 

In the dog's defense, she probably didn't think anything was unusual since she's used to the sound of the car engine.

 

nah, I'm gonna have to vote "F the dog" here. the people who stole it were strangers on your grounds. the dog should have barked. I know I'd be saying a motha-F U to my dog if he just let someone drive off with my car. I mean, you can bark at squirrels, but fuck me, right? (buttfuck, heheh) oh, btw--let me get your dinner for you, you bummy furball. you're gonna need to keep your energy levels up for some more of your aggressive weenie-licking later--am i right? am i right? ah, there you go. dashagudboi!

 

and survey says...... bing... F' the dog