The "Big F*** You" thread

Fuck you to my Iwata for being possessed by fucking Pazuzu (demon in Exorcist )or something. Fucking thing is clean as a whistle and it sprays like a defective can of spray paint no matter what I do.

If we had a big thank you thread I'd start by thanking my back up airbrush for saving the day. Old Badger Crescendo I'll never make fun of you again. BAD Iwata,,BAD airbrush, you go in timeout!

 

Is the brush actually defective or damaged? Iwatas are supposed to be sex-good.

 

O.k. Here I go, Fuck you to people posting their first post in the wanted section. Fuck you to new jacks posting things in the wanted section that haven't even been released yet.Fuck you to people that "bump" their own thread 20 times and have a 21 post count. What else? Fuck you to people wanting to trade last weeks exclusive that they begged for to get this weeks exclusive that they will trade off next week. I haven't been here that long and it took me a whyle to post in the wanted section. There are people with 5 want threads on 3 pages. O.k. I am done.....

 

Fuck you to the postman who left a package for me yesterday sitting outside in the snow instead of bringing it an additional 10 feet to a covered doorway. and i guess fuck you lurker for being sick and not leaving the house yesterday evening and not noticing it

thankfully nothing was harmed but the box

 

Fuck you KB you BAMFPAB.

 

Fuck you medical scrubs for being too expensive for a pair of pajamas!

 

Lol. Serious?

 

FUCK YOU IRON HORSE and triple FUCK YOU FLATLINE!

I fuckin hope you fuckers get buried in a fuckin ditch and get eating by fuckin maggots!

Fuckin maggots!

 

Like a heart attack!

 

A big fuck you to people who take forever to ship and ignore emails. You guys really suck. No I'm talking about some recent ebay purchases of clothing, not people here.... Seriously though I live in snowy Buffalo without a fucking car. If I can get to a PO practically needing a dogsled team to get there to mail a package within a day of payment what is your fucking excuse?

 

Fuck people who are members of this board, but are more concerned with 0-bid ebay listings than to spread some toy love here...
Thanks for nothing, bro!

 

Fuck Blogger and Auto Pagination.

 

just was talking to a co-worker about Curling. I think it's like golf; maybe a little more fun when you play it; but not so much fun to watch--and maybe not that much fun to play it on second thought. but she tells me that if I played it, I might change my attitude towards it being an olympic game. I mean, I know it's complex and more to it than what you might see. Maybe she's right.

Fuck Curling.

 

It's not too bad really, specially if you have the right Curling iron. I just hate the burnt hair smell when you leave it too long though. So they finally made it into an Olympic sport eh?

 

and the gold medal goes to....

 

FUCK YOU 2X EBAY AND THE FUCKER THAT CRUSHED MY DREAMS, you know who you are, probably on these forums, i will find you...

 

out them dude!

 

I would give one of my fingers to see this guy in person, wow is about all that comes to mind I wonder if he could not find a leather shirt or if he just wanted to let it hang out a bit

 

Fuck you dude selling the Orange Glow Captain for $1500 OBO!

I'm sure glad I couldn't get my hands on one so I could flip it.

 

no shit huh? Fuck you to the dude selling the 1 of 10 Cronic x Killer J Sarumon (both of them, at least). The fucking thing just came out
Flippers WTF

 

Fuck you Apple for making iPods where you can't easily change the STUPID BATTERY without potentially damaging the iPod. Because guess who has two thumbs and just hosed the battery connector on the logic board of his OTHERWISE MINT iPod Video (60GB)... ME!

And fuck you MP3 player makers who are not Apple for not making good and viable MP3 players that someone can just stick a USB flash drive into. Seriously, I have extra Flash drives. And if I had a small MP3 player that could accept that as a storage device... BINGO!

Past that fuck you to Apple again for not allowing non-Apple MP3 players to sync with iTunes. Really you need the market so much you block other MP3 players!

They are getting to be worse than Microsoft.

 

Fuck b***u on ebay for outbiding my sweet monkey love!

 

fuck you ViciouslyFun It's Addictive who won those US toys on ebay and is selling them for double a week later

 

FUCK _____ !
Fill in your own name you fucker.

 

FUCK YOU ART SCHOOL, you're a waste of time and money....I need a real job.