The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. Urk

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    Oh no for sure, hes still a piece of shit. I worded that awkwardly my bad, I meant it like how he or other people will try to save face or justify this I guess.
     
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    This seems like such a fitting end to the TruSlithers saga.
     
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    He always seems to reappear/turn on his ig. Herpes of the toy community.
     
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    Looks trustworthy to me :lol:

    beaky beaky baby girl

    Probably the most entertaining part was seeing all these dudes say that's not him, he would'nt do that. They clearly haven't experienced his crazy " woe is me" im suicidal, you giving me a good deal on a toy you have would sure bring my spirits up personality.
     
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    Okay, what the fuck??? He’s basically using suicide as a threat? That’s fucked up. Like really fucked up. I don’t think he even knows what it’s like to truly be suicidal, if he’s using that as leverage in toy deals.

    Also, the IG post has disappeared? Or am I blocked?
     
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    Yinyangroad took down the post but the information is making it rounds.
     
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    Suicidal is one of his tools, to gain sympathy of his peers, to get something. I didn't fall for it.
     
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    i try to do my best to keep friends of mine who are new collectors from getting ripped off. getting in to it i was so eager to get stuff but i had some good friends guide me so i wouldnt get duped by some sketchy customizer. to this day id rather wait to get stuff directly from the artist than risk having one of the many flavor-of-the-week dudes take my money and run
     
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    I'm in a chair and I loved it when I saw it! I can see why people would be pissed or upset by it though. It just reminded me of the crazy shit I've dealt with in re to my injury and made me laugh. I'm also a sick minded fuck so there's also that...
     
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    Should point out that Mori had a drop of these earlier this year as well. Whatever the specifics of the situation, it certainly looks like your average collector lost out most from events in Australia, while the wanker orchestrating it all is doing just fine.
     
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    For real??? Man you would think someone like Mori would be more protective of his brand - this is not something that fits next to RxH, Skulltoys and AAA

     
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    ^^^ Sofugay™
     
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    ^^^^ The Moog's contributions to this thread never fails to instill a great urge to rip my fucking eyes out
     
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    Oh look, a testicle face.
    :roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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    I spy one testicle face and two vulva faces.
     
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    This is a scenario of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should." While the painter has skill in technique, they lack severely in both color sense and self control or self editing. If I rip the hand off that last toy, it looks great, but as a whole it is a tie-dyed tshirt at best. With exception to the Dualbat, these toys were mostly ruined before the paint was applied to them.

    I imagine this is how much of their childhood was spent:
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    NO NO NO
    DON’T MIX THE COLORS

    I was meticulous with my Play-doh, I worked so hard to keep the colors separate. I’d cut my finished pieces apart, and the part in between the two colors went into its own tub which was later mixed to make a weird brown. Mixing the colors intentionally was heresy. :cry:
     
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    sometimes less is more. thoughtful sprays in the right areas will always have more appeal in my opinion. although i do appreciate a toy maker going all out when the piece calls for it! i have a trade bait boss thats COVERED in paint but it somehow doesnt look anywhere near as busy as these. a great example of pro paint and pro paint accessories
     
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    Sofukingshit™
     
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    I see what you did there
     
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    While we’re discussing colors...



    Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Lisa.
     
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    I just don’t get these kinds of paint apps. The vinyl of the head is orange, so you leave the upper lip and teeth unpainted? But you paint the eyes and a little star? Some of the spikes on the head are tipped with black, and some are completely unpainted? AND you spray a bit of green onto the teeth, which looks like an accident you didn’t bother cleaning up? I just... no. Paint the fucking features of the toy. FOLLOW THE FEATURES OF THE TOY.
    And stop mashing together a bunch of random colors that don’t go together! You either have never bothered to learn a little color theory, or are helplessly colorblind. SOMEONE ELSE CAN HELP YOU. There are premade color schemes you can look up on Google. Hell, I used them before.

    ... I might be a little worked up tonight, just a LITTLE...
    This shit just feels offensive somehow.

    P.S.: At least Lisa Frank had some sense of color theory, despite most of it being bright rainbow eye-rape.
     
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    Now, i really like some of Leo Sofvi Bouya's toys, but these are just baffling to me. More fugly than not, i would say.
    Anyone have a clue what they're supposed to be?

    Kyarr & Pelazquez
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