The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Remember that time Freddy wore an old leather driving cap with an F on it? Me neither

 

He’s the newest Mario Brother

 

I'm offended that it says Freddy vs. Jason across the top, but the Jason is under where it says "Freddy" and the Freddy is under where it says "Jason." Come on, get it right.

 

jesus that clown cat!
Looks like it was sculpted from a brick.

 

My vote is bad cement lawn ornament that someone decided needed a DC make-over.

 

yep, couldn't resist, too funny.

 

I see burnt turds are still a thing ...

 

Baby heads aren't my thing, but hat space car is rad!

 

Yeah, that's not so bad compared to whatever the fuck that is on the left. So, so shiny. And not in a good way, it just looks wet.

 

I thought that the first two were the same artist at first glance. The sculpts look so similar.

 

For the past few pages, how many of these figures are from Japanese artists?

 

That’s a good question that I don’t know the answer to, but I can definitely assume the answer.

 

Holy fuck! There's a new Big Moon Aiz figure, finally this thread is good for something.

 

At least 4.

 

Okay, who’s been slapping those rabbits on the ass with bloodied hands?

 

It’s enough to make you realize it was time to move on long ago. Then we might have missed all of this.

 

I actually like that toy from EteralTearsOfAWillow. It reminds me of the Uzamark two head for SF, which is nearly impossible to find any info on.

 

I like this figure, too. His paint apps can get a bit bananas and weird, even unflattering at times. But overall I think it’s a great figure. I’d love to see Paul Kaiju or Splurrt paint some of them.

 

Not my cup of tea, I'm just sick to death of two-headed monsters and lumpy textures.

Also I usually browse SB on my phone... Today I'm on my tablet and all the images are so much bigger, making them so much worse.

 

There was definitely a period where dual headed monster toys were, like, THE thing. Paul’s Dual Bat being born from his actual stitching two Mockbats together is phenomenal. I’ve always been a fan of Joe’s ability to really dual face, as opposed to dual heads. Dennis’ Nekomata Jijyo and Siccaluna’s Yabanjin are both super rad, too.