The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

nice, completely ripping off nag and splurrt in the same toy.

 

Ahhh, these days I just feel like a washed up American poser that none of the taste makers can be bothered with. But crack_3x still makes me feel wanted.

 

Was that the face of the one time governor of California? Wowsers, Brain; celebrity fugly!

 

Jeff Goldblum!

 

Rainbow vomit 4-eye rotting corpse mouse. How new and exciting.

 

I forgot MacFarlane made that Fly:

https://mcfarlane.com/toys/the-fly/

 

NSFW

Spoiler

 

Spangly vajayjay?

 

A new 'customiser' on the block and he's only just getting started ruining toys ...

 

Ugh

 

Ugh x2

 

Oh no, not an M1GO Matango!

 

I think the problem with most custom bash kits is they try to make it about their paint, and not the toy. There are like a million garage kits out there, and they do nothing to improve the toys themselves. I love whipping out the airbrush, but I like accentuating, not making it my own. Usually the toys I paint I give away to people who have kept them in their curiosity cabinets for years.

 

I have ruined my fair share of toys quite a few years back, but at least I kept it to mostly bandai bargains.... sometimes it takes wretched excess to calm a young painter down and get them to pay attention to the subject. Other times, just shoot the the perps with a paintball gun.

 

In the balls.

 

I try not to be so snarky these days but man these paint jobs are making it hard...

 

Every time I look at this thread my brain recoils like I opened a portapotty at the gathering of the juggalos.

 

I like Kappa Pizza. It's dumb.

 

Kappas have faces sort of like an Atom A. piece; and hey, let's not be so hard on the Juggalos; quality mental health care is in short supply. I'm sure that they're trying.

 

SKULL NIPPLES

 

If only they made a squeaky noise as well; perfect infant food dispensing units.

 

C’mon now. If they did the original toys in these unreleased G2 colors I’d buy the hell out of them!