The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    Schlong makes me feel like people are just making toys now to end up in this thread. Or this nonsense has reached its logical conclusion. :?
     
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    It's certainly been going on schlong enough.
     
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    shlong is in the bottom left with its neck extended. and extra head top center??
     
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    Do we need a toys that look like, or have, dicks thread?
     
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    In case anyone was wondering, schlong means penis.
     
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    Is the toy itself supposed to look like a penis and scrotum? Because the header art does, but the toy doesn't really resemble whats on the header, and doesn't really look like a schlong outside of the extending neck.
     
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    And what’s that glow guy on the bottom right?
     
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    it really just looks like a slimy alien in my opinion
     
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    “Heads sculpted in Japan.” Is that an attempt to pull the wool over our eyes for a Chinese made toy? This isn’t the worst, it’s just thematically overdone and it’s kinda surprising it has Izu’s involvement.
     
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    Planet - X is pretty openly known for producing in China, so I think maybe the disclaimer is mainly to authenticate that Izumo did sculpt these? I’m pretty surprised to his involvement with this project myself! I wouldn’t mind seein’ the pink head on the left atop a Toxic/Flesh Eater body, but the purple right side doesn’t do anything for me.
     
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    Yeah perhaps the heads could be salvaged. Again, not massive on them but upon reinspection the neck doesn’t seem to have any resemblance of a seamless connection to the heads.
     
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    Now that you’ve pointed it out I’m wondering if those heads were initially intended for something else, and ended up on the THC as an afterthought?
     
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    thats izumos haul i have no idea what half that stuff is
     
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    i would rather see either of those izu heads on the single headed planetx body.
     
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    I'm seeing this more and more often with mass produced merchandise that comes into my workplace as well - people are omitting "Made in China" or are being a little sneaky with 'Designed in..' etc.

    Asia have been sucking on that Izumo 'schlong' for years now.. he's had what a hundred shows in the region over the past few years? He did that weird chainsaw hand thing that I keep seeing on Mandarake in red/white marble.. that was a Chinese maker right? Hardcore Toys or whatever

    Just give that one-horned head to Rampage to make his little ugly unicorn figures with ;)
     
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    @badteethcomics That would be Playstudio Vinyl. I think the owner/operator is based out of Hong Kong, but I can’t speak to where he produces regionally. Having so many collabs with Izumo and Punk Drunkers I’d wager at least some of the figures are Japan produced?
     
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    Planet X have done a few colabs with Japanese creators more recently, and are doing a fully licensed Baltan figure soon. I suppose it's natural progression. I'm not a fan of their stuff, it always seems very derivative and non-personal, but you can't deny they've certainly made waves.
     
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    bongs are the new schlongs for 2020
     
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    Not yet. :lol:

    "Chew It" by Watdafac toys.
     
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    ^^ Walking Carpet with Draught Excluder ...
     
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    Uh, maybe slap a Spoiler on that bedick'd Chewie, for the sake of us desk jockeys. Most of the dong-having toys in this thread wouldn't be immediately recognizable for what they are by a random passing co-worker, but that one... not so SFW. Please und thanks.
     
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    You got that right
     
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    The decision to go with black as opposed to brown pubes really sets the whole thing off
     
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