The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. FrankensteinsRobot

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    Never seen those rib-bones before!

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    Hope it gave you a chuckle! :thumbsup: ;)

    What's even funnier is that people are paying hard-earned cash for some of this junk! :D
     
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    We’re only halfway through January, and I brought you all a contender that is gonna be pretty tough to beat this year.....



    Click through at your own peril.
     
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    It needs more dicks.
     
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    I laughed, I cried, I gagged a bit. :lol:

    Looks like not much has changed, to be honest. Doesn’t seem like these “creators” and their hypebeast buyers have moved past belly-faces, disfigured genitals, protruding ribs, and multiple heads.
    More to laugh at, I guess!
     
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    Coral vag hand face eraser nipples is surely a contender for 2020’s “best fugliest”. WTF is going on!?!?
     
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    Christ that's awful, its only uphill from there.
     
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    Haha, is that vag hand holding a piece of fruit?
     
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    I legit thought that was a piece of fried chicken
     
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    i also like the fact that they had to make that figure 10ft tall. in case it wasnt enough to be that gnarly
     
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    Brand yourself Yin Yang Road but forgo the concept of balance and go straight for the vagina rabbit hand, grasping a breast, because it seems edgy and you want to make a statement.

    It does, in fact, make a statement... but not the one you want it to.
     
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    You're not wrong, this one will be tough to beat :shock:

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    More fugly (and zombie cock).

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    I found this fugly fecker on VVC's Facebook. Their online store seems to have been offline for a while now.

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    More from VVC

    $720 resin
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    Fucking hell... anybody else have an anxiety attack/feel sick seeing so much shit in such a short burst?? I hadn't seen any of these abominations til now.

    These guys are going to be wasting materials, causing factory delays (chances chinese factories so no big deal), taking table spots at events, and in general tarnishing the sofubi scene with this disgusting shit. It's pretty depressing.. sure there's heaps of good stuff being made and to pay attention to, but fuck seeing this stuff being associated with 'sofubi'.

    Is there just a flood of shit atm because there was that Hong Kong "Fuckaiju" show this past weekend?
     
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    I think its just a boom and bust thing, maybe we're at the peak of the boom right now. At some point the bubble will burst.

    There do seem to be a large number of new makers quickly joining the scene, and a lot of them are very derivative of certain established artists. I can't see it lasting, but who knows.
     
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    Or big enough to take advantage of those left over toddler clothes. WTF. "Don't fit the baby no more....time to make a new fig!"

    Well you know what they say about forms of flattery. Glad I'm not.
     
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    It is said that you can’t polish a turd but these guys are sure trying. As long as there is a fool who will buy their wares, no doubt they will continue to release these festering artistic low points in vinyl.

    As an aside, and I am sure it has been discussed on this thread but whilst looking at YJA last night, I stumbled across a pig thing, with Hitler’s head and a myriad of scars and red welts. Whether the maker was trying to put forward a meaningful point, or not, it was a horrid thing (on many levels) in my eyes. If I could have been asked, I’d have stuck that abomination on this thread too.
     
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    That would be it.
     
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    Way woah woah woah $720?
     
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    i really hope thats HKD not USD
     
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    They mention their website prices are USD on the FB page, so i assume its USD on FB too. They currently have a MVH Penetrator DXL 'Radioactive version' up for $6,900.
     
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    i just felt like a $100usd resin toy and an $800usd mvh made sense in conversion but the way this whacky world is right now... nothing is safe
     

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