Get rid of Shia and Michael Bay, write a new script and hire a new CGI firm and it might be watchable.
I was pretty pleased with this news, I don't enjoy her acting and I can see hot girls in plenty of different places without paying for a movie ticket (and she's really not even that hot in my opinion)
The first one was cool because of nostalgia. The second blew total and utter messy ass. The third one will probably be even worse, but I will still see it, I'm sure.
The first was so bad I never bothered with the 2nd. And I knew going into the first that it would be bad...I just wasn't prepared for how bad it was. Loved Transformers as a kid, and I can suspend my disbelief...I just can't suspend my intelligence long enough to make it through these movies.
Yeah totally guys! You 2 would have to beat her off with a stick if she came on to you. Anyways.. truth: the girl is undeniably hot and was the only redeemable quality of the films.
lol....seriously. you guys would be "eeewwww, get the fuck out of my lap with them toe thumbs"... riiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhht.
ok ok.... if i ever spotted her I'd be like , DAAAYYYYYMMMMNNN . but for that split second, i'd have to check out the club thumbs and get distracted by them every so often and not want them to touch me unless....... ok, i'll stop there before i say something super offensive (and i like to avoid conflict)
regardless... if you're going to be voted #1 sexiest woman alive, you don't need double D's, but you can't have those thumbs. i'm just sayin'
I had two friends—a pal and his brother—who have that exact kind of thumb. Their whole family is mental and has been for generations. Dude had to move to Japan to find someone to marry him and now he has 2 kids and his wife is only now realizing what a bunch of nuts she married into. You see that thumb? You better run!
Hahah I'm saying though, I would see those scary ass Frankenstein thumbs that look like they have been beaten with that stick you mentioned a mile away and just start cracking jokes My buddies break my balls because I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie, don't think she is all that either.
