alright...i'll admit it...i'm a sucker for a cheesy modern pop tune every now and again and i actually own all of britney's first 3 cds but last night i honestly felt bad for her. it was a fuckin' trainwreck. she is not in the physical or mental state to be a celebrity right now. she needs to relax. i could have preformed the dance moves and lip sync'ed better than she did without even knowing the song. she needs another intervention. those poor poor kids.
just shocked at the sympathetic tone...but then I'm a cold, cranky bastard when it comes to pop-tarts.
I'm not even sure which aspect of the "performance" was the worst... Was it the lack of energy? Was it when she stopped moving her lips to the lip sync track? Was it when she appeared to forget the choreography? Was it when the dancers were required to lift her up to the next ledge? So many points of failure contributing to one of the worst VMA displays ever, one would have to think that she's managed to screw her career up even worse than it was before... And I love pop-tarts... I just got two boxes of frosted cherry for $5.
holy crap, that picture is awful....and AWESOME. I dig the SMORES ones the best, but they hurt my teeth.
She's still the same as she's always been, it's the special effects crew that's different. Back to the trailer park corn cobb.
Sometimes I think Britney, Paris, and Lindsay take turns playing "downward spiral of the moment." Someone's got to, now that Michael Jackson is hiding under a burqa in Bahrain.
I actually enjoyed watching it. It was like she was almost human. As in a human piece of white trash, but really I did enjoy it!! Way to go Britney!! How did she start the show again? "It's Britney I FART A LOT!" or something like that! How cool is that!!!!!
She covered "Trouble" by Elvis for a second than the whole "It's Britney I FART A LOT" thing hit....... ....my wife likes to make fun of her. AW SCREW IT! I OWN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S FIRST ALBUM SO GO TO HELL I PLAY IT AFTER LISTENING TO NECROS AND BEFORE LISTENING TO NAIL BOMB! THERE! I SAID IT!
i am so crass when it comes to humor and love to be inappropriate but for some reason making fun of her after seeing that makes me feel like calling a retared person "retard" to their face over and over. she is truly a walking nightmare right now. to try and redeem myself a tiny tiny bit...i have played britney's "toxic" at work and followed it by at the gate's "slaughter of the soul" (itunes search it)...can i get some "cred" points back...maybe...???
