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Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:00 pm
I read this as "Nara Yoshitomo Gimme Head!"
Whatever - Gojigirl, what is THIS .............................................V
(the girl with bunny ears.)
I don't believe I've seen that before.
Whatever - Gojigirl, what is THIS .............................................V
(the girl with bunny ears.)
I don't believe I've seen that before.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:41 pm
What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
A baby shot through a snowblower.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:41 pm
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Depends how hard you throw them.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:52 am
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:51 am
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
A baby in a baggie.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:50 am
What's the difference between a baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a baby.
You don't cry when you chop up a baby.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:49 am
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:47 am
What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
A baby in a garbage disposal.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:46 am
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
Fucked.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:14 am
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
A homesick abortion.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:13 am
What's more fun than stapling babies to trees?
Ripping them off again.
Ripping them off again.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:09 am
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
A baby in a microwave.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:07 am
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time.
So you can pick them up five at a time.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:04 am
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
Crib death.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:04 am
What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
A baby in a frying pan.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:44 am
Fixd that for you bro.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:34 am
What's red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:33 am
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:30 am
Just posting my favorites!
Feel free to contribute!
(Keep them tasteful please!)
Feel free to contribute!
(Keep them tasteful please!)
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:29 am
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.
Bob.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:28 am
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:26 am
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
A dead baby in a clown costume.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:23 am
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Stopping it with a shovel.
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:22 am
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:20 am
OKAY!!! 