I am getting the distinct impression that nobody here understands my brand of humour. That's cool. I get mine from the Monty Python generation... which is long gone.

I have no idea what you are talking about but I did look for your wifes naughty bits in the relfective eyes for about 10 min. Then I realised I might see yours and closed the page.

I think there's a single bare tit in the bottom left, and I know there's a Vagina in there somewhere. That's all I got though.

At first I thought the little Orange guy had a unit, but now I'm pretty sure it's the back of a chicks head, it also looks like someone is standing in front of the head, which naturally leads me too believe that she is infact giving head to that person.

Still no Vagina, I know it's there though.

There's totally a chick getting banged in the left eye of that big clear fella.

Why do you keep do you keep using a capital V for vagina?

why is this thread still going?

Geo, is that your yambag on the left? Translucent with two little round things swimming in it? If so, you should have that checked.

Must be that Canadian water..

Something is strange in the water around here, that's for sure.

theres a bald dudes head between the two melty guys.

yeah?

I think John's right, I hadn't even noticed I was doing that.

There's a silhouette of a little green lady tickling the Restroyers nads.

I think I see a Rabid style underarm penis. Do I win?

I already PM'ed him that so if thats right the prize is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAW THE LIMP PENIS FIRST!!

Hmmm....

oh i totally see the silhouette of a chick on her knees and behind her is someone giving it to her with their hands around her neck...in the bottem left corner. oh and in the top left corner i see like miss piggy on a bed and it looks like her boobs are melting off....was that it?

Whoa!!! I don't think so!

Geo, I think you be cold clockin your toys too much.
The restroyer's arm is a penis and the Hedorah's mouth are vaginal lips?
"Is it really the size of a baby's arm?"

Hmmm, just looks to me like he's flipping me the bird.

I can deal with the high res pics. I can deal with the constant picture floods. I can deal with the nasty frames. I can deal with vile drop shadows. But this is too creepy. Sorry.

PS and this is coming from someone who is extremely liberal and open-minded about sexuality. Dude, get the attention you need elsewhere.

PPS What next? I need to look at some photo and read the future of the Middle East?

/end rant

I thought for a while there that I saw the letters for the word "sex" but then I realized I was looking at a porn page instead of your picture, so I closed the window and let my eyes relax like you said until I kinda drifted into a semi-trance and saw a guy holding his dick. Then I relaized that I'd had a brain fart and the guy was me, standing at the urinal, still spacing out. So I came back to my terminal and took another look, clicking on the picture to make it bigger, as you suggested, and now I'm almost certain I can see . . . two toys.

OH! I GET IT NOW: TOY PORN!

So the Restroyer is a big red penis and the Hedoran is about to give head to the head. So it's like a head head head job.

It IS just a picture of two toys. And so, CAE wins.

CAE, please PM your address so I can send you your prize.