Concerned about lack of Muton babble?

Worried about deficit of ridiculous photostories?

Don't give a shit about either?

Whichever way it adds up, Muton is not in this house much, cos he's in House Buying Hell, where even Japanese vinyl and pointless posts take second place.

Stay tuned for weeping when things start to inevitably go all pear shaped.

Here's a pic from a happier time, taken on the set (and roof of a well known toy celebs Rental Car) of House of Freaks: Chompers and Muton do Melrose.

Man your fingers freak me out...

Freakin' fingers man.....

Don't u have VCWFS (vinyl collectors weird finger syndrome)?

mmm....suspicious.....

I love subway.

I am comming to LA soon, I will bring my camera and we can see how much touble we can cause. (I have been banned from at least one stussy store).

Haha, your little finger looks massive!!

The ladies must love you...

Theres only one Stussy store, and I like everyone who works there.... otherwise, sky's the limit.... or the gutter

Hey Carl-I spanked off too much one weekend and my hands were like that for a month!!!!

you can't shoot webs w/o the costume.

love the crazy carl....

I just wish he lived closer or vice versa//Would love to chill w/you for a night out!!!

Johnny and Carl do LA;

1. Line up hardcore stylee for Music Center opera tickets, in the hope of a return, and a good seat for what's sure to be a stunning aria in the finale. Fail to score tix.

2. A visit to the Beverly Hills adjacent (meaning Compton) plastic surgeon who "adjusted" my little fingers (sans anaesthetic) for maximum 666-woarrrgggghhh-ness.

3. After a short recovery period we head to some hip LA niteries where i flash the Muton charm. We get refused entry.

4. Head to loser bar, make way thru men in leather pants with large moustaches. Realize mistake has been made, but decide to stay anyway. Muton drinks one beer, realizes its 10PM, and waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy past bedtime. Makes excuses and leave.

5. Get home, by 10:30PM, logon to Skullbrain, fake wild pics on Photoshop and make up story about what an amazing night it was.

6. Send Johnny rare vinyl figure as bribe to not reveal horrible truth.

Funny shit!!!-Hey if you ever are in NY we'll go drinking some night and bring bail money!!

Good luck w/ the house buying Carl! How about some crazy pics w/ you and Chompers picking someone for a house inspection or negotiating "points"...craziness!!!

Howabout Chompers being used to batter arrogant realtor?