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missy
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 Reason # 153234 that I love my job My boss wanted to talk to me but we both had meetings all day. She said she o run an errand and asked me to walk around the block with her and we'd just talk & walk instead of meeting formally. I said "sure! I'd like to get out of the office anyway"
She neglected to mention that her errand was to the Gay bookstore where she proceeded to have me help her pick out naked gay man calendars for her friends for Christmas. She held up several of needed them, and asked my opinion.
"he used to like Latin men, but now he likes Thai men" Do you think he is too buff? etc.
wow. Surreal. I love my job.
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I think the word custom should be banned
From now on they're called ruined toys
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atease
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Re: Reason # 153234 that I love my job missy wrote: My boss wanted to talk to me but we both had meetings all day. She said she o run an errand and asked me to walk around the block with her and we'd just talk & walk instead of meeting formally. I said "sure! I'd like to get out of the office anyway"
She neglected to mention that her errand was to the Gay bookstore where she proceeded to have me help her pick out naked gay man calendars for her friends for Christmas. She held up several of needed them, and asked my opinion.
"he used to like Latin men, but now he likes Thai men" Do you think he is too buff? etc.
wow. Surreal. I love my job. 
I'm trying to picture my boss taking me to a gay bookstore...hahaha
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COOP wrote: I've been collecting japanese toys for almost twenty years, and never heard of you until recently, yet you try to come across like you're Mr. Supercollector. Spending lots of money doesn't make you a collector, it just makes you a chump.
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missy
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related.
2. my boss is a nut who has been doing this type of work for 30 years.
3. we work in the 'gay-borhood" the gay section of philadelphia.
makes for fun lunch walks.
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kohlercore
I think the word custom should be banned
From now on they're called ruined toys
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BloodDrinker6969
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missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related.
2. my boss is a nut who has been doing this type of work for 30 years.
3. we work in the 'gay-borhood" the gay section of philadelphia.
makes for fun lunch walks. I work in a law firm and #1 on your list goes for me too oddly.
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bansheebot
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I work for a printer. Reasons I love my job right now:
- I am wearing my hightop black and yellow Chucks and camo shorts,
- I just ate some liquor chocolates that a coworker was passing out.
- It's slow as hell and I'm basically just surfin' the intertubes
I love my chill job.
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gatchabert
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missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related.
2. my boss is a nut who has been doing this type of work for 30 years.
3. we work in the 'gay-borhood" the gay section of philadelphia.
makes for fun lunch walks. Is it just me or does anyone else not understand why #2 and #3 would be ingredients for inapporpriate work behavior?
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---NT---
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gatchabert wrote: missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related.
2. my boss is a nut who has been doing this type of work for 30 years.
3. we work in the 'gay-borhood" the gay section of philadelphia.
makes for fun lunch walks. Is it just me or does anyone else not understand why #2 and #3 would be ingredients for inapporpriate work behavior? I got the impression that they are not inappropriate in and of themselves, but that they may lead to behavior that could be classified as inappropriate by conventional office standards.
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rhinomilk
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Thai men are awesome because 23% of them have vaginas and tits
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Vombie
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rhinomilk wrote: Thai men are awesome because 23% of them have vaginas and tits does anyone here frequent "maddox"?
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Locomoco
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rhinomilk wrote: Thai men are awesome because 23% of them have vaginas and tits I'm not even going to ask how you know this tidbit of information... 
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Dean
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Loco, you can learn all sorts of things by actually reading your spam mail. 
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missy
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---NT--- wrote: gatchabert wrote: missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related.
2. my boss is a nut who has been doing this type of work for 30 years.
3. we work in the 'gay-borhood" the gay section of philadelphia.
makes for fun lunch walks. Is it just me or does anyone else not understand why #2 and #3 would be ingredients for inapporpriate work behavior? I got the impression that they are not inappropriate in and of themselves, but that they may lead to behavior that could be classified as inappropriate by conventional office standards. 2. only a nut boss would take one of their employees to the gay bookstore on lunch and look at nude men calendars. (see #1)
3. if i worked at a suburban office complex somewhere, there wouldn't be gay bookstores with nude men calendars there. (see #2)
simple really.
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kohlercore
I think the word custom should be banned
From now on they're called ruined toys
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gatchabert
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rhinomilk wrote: Thai men are awesome because 23% of them have vaginas and tits ...and if you piss off the wrong one, you might get an ass whooping by a world class thai boxer...
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Biff
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missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related. I work with some dildos - does that count?
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gatchabert
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Biff wrote: missy wrote: yeah. i wouldn't recommend this for anyone else, but i have all of the ingredients for inappropriate work behavior:
1. I work for a family planning agency. people have dildos & condoms on their desks and it is totally work related. I work with some dildos - does that count? I travel with a mini zag, does that count?
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BloodDrinker6969
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missy wrote: 3. if i worked at a suburban office complex somewhere, there wouldn't be gay bookstores with nude men calendars there. (see #2)
simple really. You've never been to my office building. OK, no gay book stores, but surrounded by many a adult "novelty" stores and clubs for "gentle men." Yet still within the range of the Sams club!
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atease
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BloodDrinker6969 wrote: missy wrote: 3. if i worked at a suburban office complex somewhere, there wouldn't be gay bookstores with nude men calendars there. (see #2)
simple really. You've never been to my office building. OK, no gay book stores, but surrounded by many a adult "novelty" stores and clubs for "gentle men." Yet still within the range of the Sams club! ah the south. where else could you buy booze and a gun in one stop at Wal Mart?
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