As some of you might know, I will no longer be a single man in about 1 1/2 weeks. Saturday night was my bachelor party. It was a great time with all my closest friends, my brother (best man), and my father and uncle. Needless to say I got pretty fit shaced! We were at a real nice pool hall that has a VIP lounge area. I left to go to the bathroom and when I got back, I opened up the curtain and under the table runs an oompa loompa! Next thing I know I am being picked up and twirled around by a midget pirate! He spun my a good ten times before dropping me off on the couch where his oompa partner in crime starts attacking me! One thing leads to another and I find myself on the top of the pool table wrestling this little Oompa Loompa and midgette pirate! I think I held my ground pretty good but those little guys are fiesty... not to mention the pirate was one buff little dude! He grabbed me and threw me off the pool table. I was able to get my hands out before smashing my head on the floor, but still managed to twist my ankle! Long story short, I sit here now typing at my desk with an ace banage and boot a week and a half from my wedding day and honeymoon in the bahamas!

I would not have changed the other night for the world!

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Here are a few pictures of my weekend shenanigans!

My advasaries:



Preparing for battle...



Taunting the Oomp!



This Oompa Loompa is no match for me...



Trying to kick me but double kicks self in the head...



Pirate Midget has had enough!



But a good time was had by all!!!!!!

funny shit man!

dude that's some funny shit, looks like you were about to I FART A LOT slap this oompa on the back of his green head

HOLY CRAP

i thought he was going to pet him
lol
good boy
good ompalompa

Now that's not something you hear about everyday!

Congrats Wize!!! One question - were the strippers all busy that night or what? Shriners convention in town? Have fun in the "Hama's!

Yeah... my brother decided to be all original and get midgets instead of strippers. I was a little bummed at first but ended up having a great time with our "little guets". Plus if not for the midgets and breaking my ankle I would not have had a story to go on the Kevin and Bean radio show with this morning and win a brand new video i-pod!

Our waitress was hot as hell though!

Maybe i'll get some pics of her soon.

yo, wizeguy, that was you on the radio this morning? i listen to kevin and bean every morning at work. right on!
you were on the "what is your deal?" segment, right?

That's awesome that you heard that! They freakin' ripped on me for not having strippers but at least I get to pick up a free ipod in about an hour!

You want a free Ipod... PM me and I can tell you how to score one for being on the "What's Your Deal" segment... that is if they are still using them as prizes tommorow.