I have everything delivered to me at work which is a large corporation.

So after about twelve months, the poor mail guy finally broke down and asked me what's with all the boxes he delivers.

I thought he was going to come down on me for having stuff shipped to the office.
But apparently they could care less about that, they all wanted to know what was in all the ferking boxes. Especially as they were so light for their size.

I tried to explain it and then, that's when I realized, that I'm not made out for corporate amerika. I might as well have been an alien attempting to describe something from another planet...

I have not been home for almost two weeks and my wife told me last night are apartment was full of boxes so it was time for me to come home.

our apartment

You live with Glenn and Lisa?

i want to live with his toys.

yikes! that is mistake I don't normally make.

You've spent too much time in Canada...