Visited Daiso for the first time today.
For those that don't know, Daiso is like a Japanese dollar store w/ everything.
I happened to come across this thing in the party item aisle.
Thought it was hilarious so I picked it up.
Can someone help me translate what it says.

horny mf!

inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless.

Like ballet?

Oh wow. Very disturbing packaging with the "chester" standing at attention in the background of ballet practice.

sure, amongst other things.

just to clarify... you stick your boner in the swan, right?

i mean, that's what the pictures seem to indicate.

I think you squeeze it and it inflates...

I don't know what it says, but I'm pretty sure it would spice up any party or special event!

Not too up on my Kanji, but I'm pretty sure it says:
Does beauty of youth tempt you?
Hateful of all things lost and never get.
Look at young woman and wonder "Never come near?" as the run away?
Then give up on life! Wear swan head dick!
Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..."
Go for it!

Hope that helps

this is how I wanna go, too

Lol, I think there's tape on one side.
Looks like you just stick it on your crotch.


Is that really what it says?

The one in Seattle used to carry inflatable breasts, as well. The graphics on the box had a weird little boy wearing them.

Joe - post a picture of yourself w/ your new purchase

Ha! I love Daiso!
I remember seeing this a while back on Netorama...(with some translation)
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/01/20/weird-japanese-swan-toy/

Joe, could you please wear this on every visit to the Super7 store from now on.
Thank you.

OMG! Joe, you found that at a Daiso?!?
What aisle/department did you find that thing?
...and I thought Daiso was all about dishes, kitcheny, stationary, household everyday stuff well well!

LOL!!! Dude this brings back memories. This is actually, if I'm correct, is based on a comedian in Japan named Shimura Ken. He is OG in the comedy world and he used this gag in many of his skits. Here is a video of it in action. Enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSKRy9Val4

Thanks for that link.
And I'm not sure if the swan is reusable.
I'll definitely bring it to the S7 Anniversary Party.

Lol, it was by the party favors and stuff.
I tend to find some random crap.

Hahaha. That is too great.
Thanks for the link.

Here's the translated ver. I'm sure it's correct. Kinda tired...but the video made me watch more....LOL

That video is great. Love how the guy looks scared of it. Cracking me up.

Sorry, my bad. Not really accurate. This line should read:
Great fun way to tell world "In 10 months find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..."

No way anyone wearing that has even a year—let alone 10 years—to live.