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JoeMan
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Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:29 am Posts: 3818 Location: NY
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 Ninja Assassin
Anyone else see this? Blood flying, heads being removed, shurikens raining. Fun movie.
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antknee
Toy Prince
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:31 pm Posts: 238 Location: IL
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 Re: Ninja Warrior
Do you mean Ninja Assassin? I saw it yesterday. More than any movie in recent time, you know EXACTLY what you're getting into. Huge holes in the plot, bad acting, bad dialogue, lots of unintentional laughs, tons of gratuitous violence. I loved it. It's the kind of movie that makes me wish Joe Bob Briggs was still doing reviews. 4 stars. Take the family.
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JoeMan
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Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:29 am Posts: 3818 Location: NY
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
 Yes Ninja Assassin. Yep, that sums it up pretty well. I thought the way they handled the shadows was really cool, Also the shurikens. Man, shurikens have never seemed like an intimidating weapon to me. But those tear through their victims like shotgun blasts. There were times it seemed like a live action Ninja Scroll
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bannedindc
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Joined: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:37 pm Posts: 3435 Location: super 7 country
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
This was legit the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't say that in a good way at all. I would rather see the showgirls/story of ricky oh a hundred times than ever watch that again.
AND I just saw 2012 as well.. so that says alot.
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GoldenArmKid
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Joined: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:46 pm Posts: 1365 Location: New Zealand
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
bannedindc wrote: This was legit the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't say that in a good way at all. I would rather see the showgirls/story of ricky oh a hundred times than ever watch that again.
AND I just saw 2012 as well.. so that says alot. you didnt like Story of Ricky? Kung Fu Gore at its finest!
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Vombie
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Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:43 pm Posts: 7090 Location: Oregon
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
aw ch'mon! Riki Oh was cool.  trivia:the guy who played Riki (siu-wong fan)was also in Ip Man (as Jin Shan Zhao--the butthole challenger guy who tried to make a name for himself). Oh, but yeah.. Ninja ASSasin. I skipped it. my friends saw it and liked it for it's utter and complete crappiness. so yeah, "it's so bad, it's good".
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antknee
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Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:31 pm Posts: 238 Location: IL
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
I would describe it as the Best Worst Movie of the Year. Bad, but in an incredible and watchable way. It really is the 21st century version of an old ninja movie. Still doubt it? Two words: Sho Kosugi.
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GoldenArmKid
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Joined: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:46 pm Posts: 1365 Location: New Zealand
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
antknee wrote: I would describe it as the Best Worst Movie of the Year. Bad, but in an incredible and watchable way. It really is the 21st century version of an old ninja movie. Still doubt it? Two words: Sho Kosugi. those two words have sold me... I was expecting bad as in that Jet li and Jason Statham movie bad.. that movie was so shit i cant even remember what it was called.
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justin
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Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:32 pm Posts: 841
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 Re: Ninja Assassin
Horrible for me. I rather watch tokyo gore police for a whole day than watch this again. GoldenArmKid wrote: I was expecting bad as in that Jet li and Jason Statham movie bad.. that movie was so shit i cant even remember what it was called. WAR. i didn't think it was bad.. just predictable.
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