http://www.pizzaturnaround.com/ haw haw.
i think i've had their pizza twice. it was like salt on a cracker from what i remember.

If you keep needing to change something that should naturally be just plain good Pizza.....
Its never going to be.

dunno....many a stoner night when Domino's hit the spot.

LOL. so basically they just threw a bunch of stuff into their sauce so it tastes different, slapped more butter and garlic on the crust to mask the cardboard and real cheese! OMFG real cheese!

I'm picturing you stoned and laughing so hard.

Whenever I'm having a bad day and feeling a little down I'm going to watch that video, order a pizza, and pick myself back up again. YEAH!!!

I was thinking the same thing ... so hmmm the pizza taste like shit, what will fix it ... MORE SHIT !!

Dominos is what it is, shitty pizza for when your to drunk to drive and don't really care what your eating as long as its hot and you dont have to drive to get it.

It could have stayed the same ol shit and it still would have sold the same. You don't go to Dominos expecting great pizza. Crazy how corporations think, I get a kick out of shit like that.

Dominos will always suck, they can change the pizza all the time and it will always be what it is, over processed shit made by some dude who could care less about making food.

Domino's was good back maybe in the 80's. I think it's been that long since I had a pizza of theirs. I never eat chain pizza, it's awful shit. You're better off getting digiorno than that crap....

fuck their pizza, but they should bring back the noid.

The Noid still lives :

http://www.noidtshirt.com/noid/index.html

I'll always love Pizza Hut ("but dude you're from chicago, wtf is wrong with you?" I KNOW!) but I had a small Dominos love affair in 00. I'm a sucker for gimmicks and will try this. I mean, I don't really count any of these places as REAL pizza, but I love junk food, what can I say?

Thankfully in the UK we have Pizza Express which does pretty decent offerings, Basilico a London delivery places, and I live near one the best pizza places in the UK - Franco Manca.

tastes pretty much the same IMO... but the sauce is a little less tangy and there's some sprinkles on the crust.

A few years back, a buddy of mine was a manager at a Dominos store. He had to pick up from another location a box of premade crusts. He forgot about it. It was in his trunk for about three months. In the summer. In the Chicago area. I talked him into opening it up, and they had alarmingly little mold on them (mainly the top and bottom ones, as everything in the middle looked okay to use). Kinda disturbing, but not surprising.

But anyway, it's kind of silly how Dominos is doing all this marketing about their test kitchen, flavors, etc. No matter what, Dominos/Pizza Hut/Papa John's/etc. are only good if you want them. Not pizza, but specifically that company's version of what they call pizza.