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 Can Severen Take On 2 Wolves And Survive???? 

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 Can Severen Take On 2 Wolves And Survive???? 
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Security guard Vladimir Paschkov, 40 6:00 am, February 18, 2009, Village of Siklyatz Duvanskogo, Urals. Paschkov was surprised by the wolf on a haystack in a dairy farm and attacked. Three women and another man rushed in with pitchforks and a shovel, and all were injured by the wolf. Paschkov bled to death, while the others were treated for injuries in hospital.


5 people and some of them armed, five freaking Russiansfor that matter vs a single wolf = 1 dead and four in hospital.

WAR wolves !!!

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I remembered seeing this on National Geographic about Russia's Toughest Prisons (watch at 19:25):
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Makes sense but that does include weapon use. I would hate to wrestle a jaguar unarmed.


Same here, but I would rather wrestle an unarmed one than one with chainsaws attached to its paws. I've also read that they are pretty good with knives.

Wait, I think I might have misunderstood your statement....

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Wild wolves are big dogs, they weigh 200 lbs, like the dogs in the video above. much bigger than most guard dogs. And the Rotweiller or Doverman doesn't compare.

I think the natural reaction if about to be attacked, would be to give the dog your arm, so it stays off your neck, but once it's teeth our grinding on your bones, probably the only thing you can do is swing wildly at it's face, I imagine you'd be at an awkward angle and your strikes will be pretty ineffective and with one arm occupied, you won't be able to do much to stop wolf number 2.

I think only in a movie, could an unarmed man stop 2 wolfs.

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not gonna lie i really didnt expect this to make it to two pages... and kick ass! :mrgreen:

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Wild wolves are big dogs, they weigh 200 lbs, like the dogs in the video above. much bigger than most guard dogs. And the Rotweiller or Doverman doesn't compare.

I think the natural reaction if about to be attacked, would be to give the dog your arm, so it stays off your neck, but once it's teeth our grinding on your bones, probably the only thing you can do is swing wildly at it's face, I imagine you'd be at an awkward angle and your strikes will be pretty ineffective and with one arm occupied, you won't be able to do much to stop wolf number 2.

I think only in a movie, could an unarmed man stop 2 wolfs.


i'd like to know what strategy Severen has in mind?

Take it from the top...you step into a clearing and two wolves are lying down, they get up and begin to flank you....

what do you do next?

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More importantly, could severen take on the Ropers and survive?

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^^^look out Venkman don't cross the streams^^^

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More importantly, could severen take on the Ropers and survive?

these threads could get to be numerous if we rolled with this but i bet he can take the Ropers

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That would make for one hell-wrought threesome :shock: !

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That would make for one hell-wrought threesome :shock: !

LOL AMAZING!!!

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I love reading these responses :)

And for the record, big cats are WAY different than big dogs. An adolescent mountain lion is way scarier than most animals in america!

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What a great thread!!!
I love this.

However, am I the only one who's wondering about zapatoloco's choice of "cruising" locations...
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When i used to cruise around central american jungles

Did you get much action there?

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Just make a sharp left turn when you pass the huge mossy stump, head into the underbrush and ask for the "snake pit".

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However, am I the only one who's wondering about zapatoloco's choice of "cruising" locations...
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When i used to cruise around central american jungles

Did you get much action there?


mmmmm....i put the howl back in howler monkees ! :oops:

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