This might be weird but I am desperate. I was recently struck with an immense appreciation for the beautiful, talented Natalie Portman.

I discovered the incredibly expansive fan site natalie-p.org and rushed to the image gallery only to find that viewing images full size required a login.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to register to this site.

I sent an email to the guy who runs it but haven't gotten a response. So I was wondering if there's ANY chance that anyone here has a login there, knows how to register, knows the guy who runs it, whatever...this is killing me.

I read this as "Natalie Pornsite fanquestion".

O.O

Does this look like Queen Amidala Fansite support?

Sorry dude.....this is just very creepy shit.

whatever

This is officially the best thread ever.

Wait.

Natalie Portman is a furry?

hahahaha

I give you points for actually being funny at the same time as pissing me off, you're the best response so far.

So, I JUST pissed you off?

Good.

My work here is done.

Natalie Portman collects Nags.

A lot of f*gs collect Nags.
Smth to do with it's protuberant butthole, so I've heard.

Alice is back with a bang!

Priceless.

I'm amazed that you thought you could post this and you'd actually get a serious response.
Though I guess it just shows how desperate you are.... which is, yeah, scary.
Have you tried a google image search, possibly have a look on 4chan? I'm sure they can help.

I'm just wondering why one would want to pay for photos of anyone. You can just do a Google Image search (with the safety filter off) and find tons of stuff for free, can't you?

expansive ≠ expensive

If you are still in highschool...then maybe I get it but still

I was starting to worry about Alice as I haven't seen him on here for a while

Everything about this thread is amazing, and creepy, and awesome...but mostly creepy.

Are you looking for pre-shaved head, shaved gead, or post shaved head images?

I was going to post something somewhat mean-spirited last night, but I figured I would hold off. Too easy, and maybe unfair. But then I clicked on your website link and all I could think was, "Wow, he does not look like the kind of guy that ever has any problems finding pictures to masturbate to on the internet."

PS-Shirtless profile pictures are for guidos and child molestors.

don't even use myspace anymore except for occasionally messaging people, actually thank you for reminding me I still had that link in there so I could take it down

I agree that old-ass shirtless pic is awful

edit: also I wasn't even going to say anything about masturbating on here because that's asking for punishment, I know how little people want to hear about that (even less than they want to hear tipsy confessions about crushes on celebrities)

so thank you for bringing that up and posting that wonderful picture for everyone

I'll shave her "gead"!

Not Amidala, but maybe this nudie pin-up will do.

That shits hot.