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Roger
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Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:41 pm Posts: 4909
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
That Charmin bear always reminded me of the old joke about the bear and the rabbit. Anyone else?
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:19 am |
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Anti Social Andy
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Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:06 am Posts: 8253 Location: The Grim North
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
For when wiping simply isn't enough . . . 
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:26 am |
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Darky
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Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:49 am Posts: 1837 Location: Australia
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Now lets get down to the real issue, scrunch up a whole handful or do you fold up neatly some pieces or to do you take one piece at a time? I personally never understand why the individual pieces are so small, I mean c'mon, who wants to get that close to the boundaries of the paper around that part of the body 
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:33 am |
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BloodDrinker6969
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Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:13 pm Posts: 12024 Location: Chicago, Like R.Kelly
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Scary Andy wrote: For when wiping simply isn't enough . . .  That's killer! Me and a friend made a creative list once of how someone without arms cleans their ass, this was actually near the top of the list along with "scraping on door knob."
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:37 am |
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Ultra_Gigan
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Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:38 am Posts: 815 Location: Illinois - (Monster Island)
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Scary Andy wrote: For when wiping simply isn't enough . . .  Is this from Viz magazine? lol!
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:13 am |
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Anti Social Andy
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Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:06 am Posts: 8253 Location: The Grim North
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Ultra_Gigan wrote: Is this from Viz magazine? lol! 'Classic Viz' . . . 
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Ultra_Gigan
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Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:38 am Posts: 815 Location: Illinois - (Monster Island)
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Scary Andy wrote: Ultra_Gigan wrote: Is this from Viz magazine? lol! 'Classic Viz' . . .  Ya gotta love the 'Top Tips' 'JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks.' Sorry for the thread hijack there...
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| Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:48 am |
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Vombie
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Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:43 pm Posts: 7090 Location: Oregon
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
I would never buy that TP--even if I needed to. I don't get it anyway--who has dingle berries on their ass? don't answer that. I also just found out today that I would never share a bag of potato chips with rhinomilk. no, f**k that--I'm serious. 
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Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:51 pm Posts: 5615 Location: PDX
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 Re: Charmin tissue on your butt...
Vombie wrote: who has dingle berries on their ass? Where else would one have dingle berries?
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| Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:10 am |
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Vombie
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Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:43 pm Posts: 7090 Location: Oregon
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hehe, you got me. but you also might have answered my question. 
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| Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:16 am |
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meczilla
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Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:37 pm Posts: 742 Location: Dallas, Texas
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melek_taus
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Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:48 pm Posts: 4668 Location: Where the brightest angel fell.
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LOL Got a good laugh from this thread. Especially the reactions to rhinomilk's post. Classic. 
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