this picture is on here now ..I must not look at Nonoko anymore...when I see pics like this I want to die or go to japan or go to japan and die in nonoko's arms

so here is theTRUE Story...

Yesterday I was hanging out at Shibuya station - just finished a long client meeting - it was a gorgeous sunny day - a rarity during rainy season. As I wandered around the station I was approached by these 3 young ladies and asked if the could interview me for a TV program. Who was I to refuse?

The first question was Do I like J? I said J as in Japan? Of course I LOVE Japan.

No, they said, J as in J Cup. Sure! I reply.

Now the tricky part, of OUR 3 sets of J - which do you prefer?
mm.. Tricky... on what criteria should I make my decision?

Nonoko: Well my J have the best shape they are nice and round and firm
Tomi: My J are the most accommodating, comfy like a water pillow.
Riko: My J are the softest of all and when I jump & down they bounce like this.

Now there were a lot of thoughts racing through my mind at this moment - but Remember there is 3 guy film crew trained on me at and this is being shot for a minor late night yet national TV program that any one of japanese relatives and co-workers might see. So I figured the best course of action was to make my decision quickly (get a quick photo) and be on my way before I said or did anything further that could be held against me in a court of law.

I will tell you my decision by the by - but to make it more interesting I have added a poll question to this thread.

i'm going with riko. she says hers is softest, and i'm going to take her word.

ahahaha data with his shinya-bangumi debut

but what about SUPER J cup??

I'm going Nonoko b/c the expression on her face somehow tells me she'd be the nauuuuuuuuughtiest...

So I have found the homepage for this TV show -its call Moba-tare - shorthand for Mobile Talent (whatever that means)

http://www.ntv.co.jp/mobatale/

apparently the J-Girls are regulars.

http://www.ntv.co.jp/mobatale/movie/movie_idol_06.html

who says you don't get any culture on skull-brain!

Tomi: My J are the most accommodating, comfy like a water pillow.

I'm not sure what that means, but sign me up.

Nonoko is hot.

I really don't like being a sexist pig. But I am. I'm a straight male. It's in my nature.

With a response like:
"My J are the softest of all and when I jump & down they bounce like this", there can be none other than Riko.

anyone want to so around SDCC w/ me and show off their P cup? i have my banana hammock ready to rock! make the ladies go crazy

mine are almond shaped and firm... and sway like this when i do the twist

thats the first time I ever heard it put that way bwahahaha!

Embrace it, my fellow pig. Embrace it.

Your almond bollocks betray your fabulous avatar....

and that is one mental picture I really didn't want Rhinomilk....

*pours bleach in eyes*

LOL!

...ugh...

"Riko: My J are the softest of all and when I jump & down they bounce like this."

Saddened as I am by the necessity of making my decision without being able to accurately factor in the visual portion of the "like this" datum, I am nonetheless willing to accept Riko's word - She has never lied to me even once.

Is there a Zen lesson of "the sound of one hand clapping" to be discovered in the picture of Riko, Tomi, and Nonoko?

No, that's the sound of one hand fapping.

(rim shot)

Good night, folks! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your wait staff.

Ba-ZING!

I thought it was frapping? lol!

That's only if you're masturbating in a Friendly's restaurant.

No- you're thinking of Fribbling, Rog.

over here we say Jibbbbling