Whatever you do, DO NOT come home fucked up and decide that the best idea your girlfriend ever had was to rearrange your detolf with you.
This results in several attempts at a reload, all failed, empty again, staring, fuzzily at pile of vinyl on floor, try again in a different colour scheme, empty, admit defeat, accept profuse apologies and admission that it IS actually quite hard to arrange and she will never take the piss again and we best let me fix it in the morning...

don't do that. I did, so you don't have too... I'm sure this will be funny one day, but not now (well mildly) and definitely not tomorrow morning!