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We do have a certain sense of humour, it's true. It is sad that the zombies I am really worried about are the braindead minions responsible for enacting legislation in our country.
While I only watched the TNG component of this, it still was more than ten minutes of sheer joy:
This starts off as what seems to be a legitimate consumer complaint, but then quickly goes downhill from there. He just wants his sausage dammit!! And he ain't from the north neither.