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toybotstudios
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 Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold this made me chuckle... 
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666doll
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold toybotstudios wrote: this made me chuckle... That is fantastic!
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evom
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Man! that was a fun read.
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Dikasaur
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold  Classic.
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Roger
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Is it real, though? I wonder why they'd bother replying if his demands were that crazy. Reads like something from McSweeny's. A little more mundane but I enjoyed it when Herr's used the word "relentless" in their reply to me: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rogerharkavy/4584985945/http://www.flickr.com/photos/rogerharkavy/4584985947/
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Glorious! Moar?: http://27bslash6.com/Includes the very wonderful "Overdue Account", already posted here I think, and "Missing Missy". (Missy is a CAT btw.)
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DYBBUKIM
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold What makes it funny is that they took time to reply in such a detailed fashion. Sign of the times.
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evom
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold ^^Wow, that overdue account is soo great! I never saw that before. Shit had me crackin the fuck up.
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missy
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold This reeks of phony.
1. No way any company would repeat the level of detail including phrases like: "quadriplegic hooker" or "ungreased backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session"
2. Pretty sure no one at Cash 4 Gold has a title of "seasoned geologist"
3. If keeping as evidence, they imply litigation. No way they would send a letter of this nature if they truly planned to sue this person.
4. No company would call a customer (even a ridiculous one) moronic in a letter where they threatened to sue them (see point #3)
5. No real employee would sign a letter like this without including their job title.
I'm not buying it.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Welcome to the Internet Missy!   More here: http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/
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evom
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Alice wrote: Glorious! Moar?: http://27bslash6.com/Includes the very wonderful "Overdue Account", already posted here I think, and "Missing Missy". (Missy is a CAT btw.) "Dear Blockbuster member, we want our DVDs back" is soo awesome. I can't believe these people. Makes me want to do something like that myself.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold haha this is comedy gold!
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toybotstudios
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Jeff Aronson is the CEO. check him out on youtube. I think it's real and probably used for publicity.
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ted kopper
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold also it doesn't seem like CashForGold is a Fortune 500 company.... so I doubt they'd be very formal about these types of things. They just seem like a small facility somewhere in Florida, and yea, I can see some dude getting pissed off about some guy trying to pass off gold painted rocks (LOL) as real gold, and sending this letter to make him stfu
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold missy wrote: .."seasoned geologist".. Come to think of it, how DOes one season a geologist? Salt? Thanks you! Thank you! I'll be here all week.. 
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Jeff seems like a classy guy. Florida is like the Nigeria of America. Buyer BEWARE!!
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold I'm too lazy to look this up, but from what I remember reading their first offer is a lowball- You send them gold they send you an offer, you accept or decline, and if you decline they will up their price and if you decline again they might even up it a third time before sending you back your gold.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold That 27bslash6 site is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I've been following it for a while now. I'm really surprised that guy hasn't gotten his ass kicked at some point.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold KJB wrote: That 27bslash6 site is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I've been following it for a while now. I'm really surprised that guy hasn't gotten his ass kicked at some point. Oh wow, it's just some dude?
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Quote: Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis. 27/b6 is a solid gold quote mine.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold sbbenhcs wrote: Quote: Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis. 27/b6 is a solid gold quote mine. LMAO! One liners all day!
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold "Ziplock bag of gold painted rocks"-- Why didn't I think if that
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold I once went on a soul searching pilgrimage to Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker. I feel shorted now. I didn't get any 14 karat gold rocks.
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold i've never seen a quadriplegic hooker back home, ever.
what is this cash 4 gold? is this some scam?
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Re: Cash4Gold Response Letter to fake gold Alice wrote: Glorious! Moar?: http://27bslash6.com/Includes the very wonderful "Overdue Account", already posted here I think, and "Missing Missy". (Missy is a CAT btw.) The one about the missing cat made me laugh so hard when I first saw it. Anyone with computer illiterate friends and photoshop should love that one.
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