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First World Problems Revisited.
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slipstar01
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Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:20 pm
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Location: Sparta, Michigan
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 First World Problems Revisited. I know this has been mentioned here in the past, but I'm in love with the self-centeredness of First World Problems. I have a couple to throw into the ring, but maybe you guys have some that you've thought of as well.
My Conway Stewart Elite Centenary 18ct Gold Fountain Pen, has finally run out of ink, and I don't think another pen can truly capture my genius.
It's too cold in the garage that I smoke in, that's connected to my house, and I keep blowing up the hairdryers I use to keep me warm.
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Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever? -William S. Burroughs
My Want's List is as follows:
viewtopic.php?f=26&t=38572
2 Face, or OG Nag, any except R. Fink tribute.
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slipstar01
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Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:20 pm
Posts: 2470
Location: Sparta, Michigan
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Re: First World Problems Revisited. Every since I added a leaf to the dining room table to fit more food on it for thanksgiving, the whole feng shui of the dining room is off.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use the dollar bills I was saving for the strip club.
My spell check only corrects misspelled words, and not grammatical mistakes, because I don't feel like taking 3 minutes to update.
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Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever? -William S. Burroughs
My Want's List is as follows:
viewtopic.php?f=26&t=38572
2 Face, or OG Nag, any except R. Fink tribute.
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