I thought that a distortion of the word would remove it from the hateful connotations of the the original. My intention was to portray Dumbledore as a homosexual of cosmic proportions, one so powerful that
he has sex with planets. Homophobia connotes antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, and irrational fear. My story has none of these characteristics. No negative judgement is evident to me within the story. I feel that it is celebratory of homosexuality.

You should know that I regularly petition and call my senators and congressmen about gay rights. I am not only free of such prejudice, I actually act out against people in the real world who try to legislate this prejudice into law. However, this fact will not be enough to placate those who have taken offense at my story. To them, I offer a sincere apology. I wrote this story for simple amusement, not to spread hate. I posted it here in an attempt to hook others into my sense of humor, which has backfired, along with virtually everything else I have done here.

I have stated before that my intentions on this board are to make friends, buy and sell toys, share my collection, and admire the collections of others. It is not to spread trollishness.

Once, more, I apologize.

Cool story bro

and furthermore...

It's not like I'm this guy's dad, fer fuck's sake... I never said I fucking heartily endorse everything he does.
Please, feel free to form your own opinions.
Good Day

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