I got a JOB!!! :)

The Large Hardon Collider

Ouch - that sounds painful.

Very amusing, but I think you're missing the bigger picture here.

Try this:
Type "Illuminati" backwards into your web browser,
add ".com" & hit enter.

Prepare to обосраться кирпичами.

Here, I'll do it for you: http://www.itanimulli.com

Oops, did I break the NSA?

brb, sumone at the door.