These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Seriously though, it's really sad when your 30 and you decide you want to emulate, an 8 (I'm guessing) year old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAc0p8z ... re=related

She's hot tbh.
What's your point?

I'm confused... are we watching the same video? All I saw was a pair of little kids having an absolute blast romping around in some really awesome costumes. Clearly, their parents love them.

Do you ever post constructive things?

I think Alice was talking about the queen of hearts at 2:11.

I think Alice was talking about the queen of hearts at 2:11.

So bigger ladies are more limited in their costume choices... Alice in Wonderland kicks ass.

WTF... Posting an epic battle from Ultraman isn't good enough for the whatever section? You shouldn't be keeping it relevant by talking all up in hear if you hate Awesome kids so much...

Don't you ever just have fun at parties, or do you always complain about how you can't hear the music because people are talking?

Alice, seriously why are you repping IRDA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ifOKRXml4

I love kids ...
But I couldn't eat a whole one.

kinda bored ...

Dead Baby Joke thread anyone?

kinda bored ...

Dead Baby Joke thread anyone?

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

OKAY!!!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.

Just posting my favorites!
Feel free to contribute!

(Keep them tasteful please!)

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

What's more fun than stapling babies to trees?
Ripping them off again.

What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.