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Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:47 am

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:49 am

What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:50 am

What's the difference between a baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a baby.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:51 am

What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:52 am

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:00 pm

Just for you Alice
http://youtu.be/Qiz-y_QfkaU

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:41 pm

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

Re: These kids have way more "Cool" than I'll ever have...

Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:41 pm

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
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