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useless toys
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Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:49 pm Posts: 1974 Location: NYC
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
I forgot about those. Haha.
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Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:22 pm |
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jojo the dog faced boy
Side Dealer
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:03 am Posts: 2007 Location: Melting in the desert....
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"This is not my zoo. And those are not my monkeys." - said by my sister n law
My daughter had a group of friends over at our house to celebrate her 12th birthday. Sugar highs were experienced. Although to be honest, one of the monkeys was her son.
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:45 pm |
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"I wonder if these potatoes were the potatoes I was thinking of."
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:41 am |
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SaintOfSpinners
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Joined: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:48 am Posts: 1700 Location: Los Angeles
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"How did you know I was lost."
-Aren't we all?
_________________ WTB: Itokin Park Mikazukin (Yellow, Rainbow Glisten, or One-Offs) Koningu One-offs
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:13 pm |
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Dean
Prototype
Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:53 pm Posts: 6232 Location: 415
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"We all need to work together to save the Queen Bee of the World. Eat peanut butter and go to Hell."
Disclosure: I work in a psychiatric hospital.
_________________ The People Kill The Earth, The Earth Kill The People!
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:33 pm |
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Waterbear
Addicted
Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
toothaction wrote: "I wonder if these potatoes were the potatoes I was thinking of." Haha nice one! "Why do they call all these toys soft vinyl when they are so damn hard...?"
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:52 pm |
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Yuck!!!
Side Dealer
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 2010 Location: Made in Oregon
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Dean wrote: "We all need to work together to save the Queen Bee of the World. Eat peanut butter and go to Hell."
Disclosure: I work in a psychiatric hospital. Lol, thats some solid word salad. I worked at a group home for many years that was mostly guys with schizophrenia stepping down from state hospital, met a few whose word salad would be really fun like that on the right day.
_________________ Needs: RxH GID Mutant Evil/Head circa '05-06, U.S. Toys GID Booska mini (open arms), Zollmen GID Mad Baron, Marmit GID Flatwoods Wants
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:51 pm |
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Lixx
Mr. Grumpy™
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:01 am Posts: 7380 Location: Deep in the Jungle
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Yuck!!! wrote: Dean wrote: "We all need to work together to save the Queen Bee of the World. Eat peanut butter and go to Hell."
Disclosure: I work in a psychiatric hospital. Lol, thats some solid word salad. I worked at a group home for many years that was mostly guys with schizophrenia stepping down from state hospital, met a few whose word salad would be really fun like that on the right day. Same here worked in a group home from 1991-1994, very stressful time. At times I thought I was going mental!
_________________ Listen: https://soundcloud.com/lixx68
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:35 pm |
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boon velvet
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Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 1551 Location: a bird house in a southern swampland
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before I'm actually in one.
The sentence : "Nicholas Cage is literally the Jimmy Stewart of today."
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"The secret of happiness is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less." -- Socrates, not a toy collector.
SELLING: - - - TRADING: - - - WANTING: the Good / the Bad / & Plenty of the Ugly!
Now In INSTACOLOR: @boonvelvet
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Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:08 pm |
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Lixx
Mr. Grumpy™
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:01 am Posts: 7380 Location: Deep in the Jungle
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Get a call last night with my university's number coming up. They hung up just as I answered. "Oh my is there a problem with my refund? Do i owe them money, why are they calling me at 8:15 at night?" I think. Nope upon calling back I get this:
Stoner guy: "Oh how were you able to call us? This is a pledge drive dude, that's why we called. Some alumni guy is kicking us a $10,000 donation if we can get 216 students to pledge money of $25 or more"
Bonus catch: if you donate money you're eligible for a drawing of a $25 Campus Cash card (which can only be spent at the school bookstore! yeah)
Is he serious? Really this school just had $30 million given to them by the owner of the Bruins, and charges us exorbitant fees, tuition, and holds our state aid hostage till pretty much the end of the semester. Then all semester sends you emails threatening to take it away unless you can prove you're taking 12 credits towards an actual major. Like we don't have enough to worry about all semester without knowing whether we will owe you thousands at the end! And Ummm..... Isn't that your job to find out that stuff? Hell no I'm not giving you a fucking cent!
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living dead
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Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:53 pm Posts: 6349 Location: Yokosuka, Japan
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
co-worker: "I like your shirt, is that a car? . . . Oh and a monkey"
I'm wearing a Star Wars shirt with Luke in his Landspeeder and Chewbacca on the side.
_________________ If anything is possible then is it possible for something to be impossible?
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Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:05 pm |
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useless toys
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Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:49 pm Posts: 1974 Location: NYC
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
living dead wrote: co-worker: "I like your shirt, is that a car? . . . Oh and a monkey"
I'm wearing a Star Wars shirt with Luke in his Landspeeder and Chewbacca on the side. You should have made loud Wookie noises, ripped her arms off and beat her with them.
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Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:35 pm |
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BISCUIT_POWER
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Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:26 am Posts: 30 Location: Detroit, MI
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
my co-worker asked me 2 questions back to back the other day Co-worker: "are you polish?" Me: No Co-worker:"Browns or the Bears"
I was so chocked by that follow up question that I just didn't say anything
_________________ Sell me GORILLA BISCUITS toys
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Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:57 pm |
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Waterbear
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Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"My fiance used his new 3D printer to print another 3D printer and I think it's one of the seven signs of the apocalypse."
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Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:03 pm |
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Lalo
Mini Boss
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:12 pm Posts: 4443 Location: pdx
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
oi! i'm bri-ish - 1st grader at my school.
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Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:05 pm |
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SaintOfSpinners
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Joined: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:48 am Posts: 1700 Location: Los Angeles
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"Japan is such a land locked country."
_________________ WTB: Itokin Park Mikazukin (Yellow, Rainbow Glisten, or One-Offs) Koningu One-offs
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Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:06 pm |
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"So all of the sudden we're sitting in his movie room where he has 30 aluminum Cobras that he owns personally."
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:31 pm |
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topher
Toy Prince
Joined: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:16 am Posts: 323
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Me: "Did you hold your farts until after swim practice geeze" 11 yo son: "That's how life works dad"
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Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:58 pm |
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boon velvet
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Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 1551 Location: a bird house in a southern swampland
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"It is said that if a blood sacrifice is made at the proper time, with the proper ceremonies, when the moon and the stars are right, the gods grant a boon - a boon of eternal youth."
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"The secret of happiness is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less." -- Socrates, not a toy collector.
SELLING: - - - TRADING: - - - WANTING: the Good / the Bad / & Plenty of the Ugly!
Now In INSTACOLOR: @boonvelvet
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Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:37 pm |
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"This protein shake is gay."
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:51 pm |
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hellointerloper
Comment King
Joined: Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:49 pm Posts: 1199 Location: CT, United States
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"Vegans can't eat tomatoes." - my aunt, who loves to argue about shit she knows nothing about
_________________ WANTED: glowy things + more TRADEBAIT: my unpainted lucky bag deathra 2016 for your who the hell knows what FOR SALE: A BIG LOAD OF NOTHING HAHAHAHA!
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Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:06 pm |
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Waterbear
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Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
hellointerloper wrote: "Vegans can't eat tomatoes." - my aunt, who loves to argue about shit she knows nothing about She must be talking about beefsteak tomatoes...
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Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:10 pm |
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Dean
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Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:53 pm Posts: 6232 Location: 415
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Her, in all seriousness: "Dean, was it Joseph Smith who was crucified on a cross?"
Me: "No, that guy was shot by a vigilante mob. You're probably thinking of Jesus of Nazareth."
Her: "Oh that's right. OK, thank you Dean!"
_________________ The People Kill The Earth, The Earth Kill The People!
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Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:01 am |
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BrickBat
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Discussing what star wars movies to see before seeing the force awakens,
Me: "You only need to see the original trilogy" Him: "Oh yeah, the black and white ones"
_________________ WANTS - SALE - TRADE
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Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:08 am |
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toothaction
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Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
@Dean - The fuck?
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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