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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"My cousin Randy was Patrick Swayze's sister's dance partner alternate."
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:39 pm |
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Xtrevorx
Fresh Meat
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:02 am Posts: 4
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"YAll be fuckin wit dem phones?" ( I work in a pawn shop)
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:44 pm |
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Waterbear
Addicted
Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"You can't get there from here."
Because apparently the street I was looking for exists only in an alternate dimension like the twilight zone.
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:58 pm |
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Lixx
Mr. Grumpy™
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:01 am Posts: 7380 Location: Deep in the Jungle
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"You told me why don't you just shoot yourself in the head?" Because apparently when someone who you know is having a pity party and not being serious about killing themselves (nor has ever been like that in her life) and you sarcastically say that -you are an asshole and they'll never let you live those words down. NEVER. "OMG you must have meant that for real!" I swear I need a sarcasm interpreter to follow me around all day "What Chris really meant......."
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:20 pm |
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:33 pm |
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IronPaw
Comment King
Joined: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:53 pm Posts: 1332 Location: Los Angeles
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Lixx wrote: "You told me why don't you just shoot yourself in the head?" Because apparently when someone who you know is having a pity party and not being serious about killing themselves (nor has ever been like that in her life) and you sarcastically say that -you are an asshole and they'll never let you live those words down. NEVER. "OMG you must have meant that for real!" I swear I need a sarcasm interpreter to follow me around all day "What Chris really meant......." Sounds like you need new friends/family/significant other.
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Winu wrote: I propose a petition to ban everyone.
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:40 pm |
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Yuck!!!
Side Dealer
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 2010 Location: Made in Oregon
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"My cousin Randy was in Batman Forever" is a better and more concise story.
_________________ Needs: RxH GID Mutant Evil/Head circa '05-06, U.S. Toys GID Booska mini (open arms), Zollmen GID Mad Baron, Marmit GID Flatwoods Wants
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ultrakaiju
Vintage
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:51 pm Posts: 7316
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
_________________ Butanohana Gundam Figures WANTED
flickr part [2] part [3]
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:10 pm |
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wtfunks
Comment King
Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:27 pm Posts: 1252 Location: San Diego
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"Are there any vacancies?"
this is someone calling me at the Super7 store...
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Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:55 am |
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 7381 Location: Detroit
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"Adams and Eves used to live like two, three thousand years."
_________________ Want to help me expand my young Buta family?
"I think and try to get a monster of flower soft ware toy pig actually, and notice that light unexpectedly."
Flickr one and Flickr two
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eckotyper
Side Dealer
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:07 am Posts: 2189
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
toothaction wrote: "My cousin Randy was Patrick Swayze's sister's dance partner alternate." This one is kind of killing me... wonder which sister... I could swear one of them owns a bar in Solvang Village, CA I swear I saw this on some show on t.v... hmm
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boon velvet
Line of Credit
Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 1551 Location: a bird house in a southern swampland
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
toothaction wrote: "Adams and Eves used to live like two, three thousand years." I personally know an Adam going on three thousand and two. He's a Guinness records holder for best zombie lookalike. Haha, fun thread idea.
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"The secret of happiness is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less." -- Socrates, not a toy collector.
SELLING: - - - TRADING: - - - WANTING: the Good / the Bad / & Plenty of the Ugly!
Now In INSTACOLOR: @boonvelvet
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blurble
Addicted
Joined: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:49 am Posts: 683
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
" I need it yesterday! " I work with contractors....
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spatula007
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Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 8:16 am Posts: 870 Location: New York
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
blurble wrote: " I need it yesterday! " I work with contractors.... I know this one to well.
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:49 pm |
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Greasebat
Side Dealer
Joined: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:48 pm Posts: 2415 Location: NE OHIO
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
A friend of mine had somebody refer to their "curio cabinet" as a "cheerio cabinet" ........wish I was there to hear that in person. I also like improper use of cliches.
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Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:21 am |
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Waterbear
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Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"I kind of want to see that new M Night Shyamalan movie but last time the twist was killer foliage and Marky Mark was a scientist, I don't know if I'm over that yet."
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Lixx
Mr. Grumpy™
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:01 am Posts: 7380 Location: Deep in the Jungle
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Waterbear wrote: "I kind of want to see that new M Night Shyamalan movie but last time the twist was killer foliage and Marky Mark was a scientist, I don't know if I'm over that yet." That's probably the funniest sentence I've heard in weeks! I've never liked Shyamalan at all. His movies are weak sauce. Friends have convinced me to go see Signs and the Village and I think i walked out of theater on at least Signs. I also saw Happening on cable and I wanted that 2hrs of my life back for sure. How he has a career is beyond me. I could give a 4 year a pen an paper they'd come up with better plots than that guy.
_________________ Listen: https://soundcloud.com/lixx68
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patrickvaz
Toy Prince
Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:37 pm Posts: 209 Location: Baltimore City, MD
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Shyhamalan is a hack. That being said, "Lady in the Water" was amazing.
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Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:44 pm |
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Yuck!!!
Side Dealer
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 2010 Location: Made in Oregon
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
I seem to remember Lady In The Water being the only one I liked much. The Village was okay too... even as a kid I seemed to know 6th Sense didn't make any. Don't get me started on him ruining Avatar: The Last Airbender, though it is a strong enough franchise, I think it will get a proper reboot sooner or later.
_________________ Needs: RxH GID Mutant Evil/Head circa '05-06, U.S. Toys GID Booska mini (open arms), Zollmen GID Mad Baron, Marmit GID Flatwoods Wants
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hellointerloper
Comment King
Joined: Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:49 pm Posts: 1199 Location: CT, United States
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Lady in the Water has to be one of my favorite movies. I have absolutely no shame in admitting that. Here's my quote... "I think she's autistic. She likes pit bulls too much." "Right, and the whole rescue must have autism too." - my sister in a screaming match with my mother, when my mother says something about me... To which my sister tries to attack my character somehow. My mom's retort shut her up pretty quickly. I donate to and attend events for a local pit bull rescue. Apparently that makes you autistic. Remember kids, vaccines AND dogs cause autism.
_________________ WANTED: glowy things + more TRADEBAIT: my unpainted lucky bag deathra 2016 for your who the hell knows what FOR SALE: A BIG LOAD OF NOTHING HAHAHAHA!
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Yuck!!!
Side Dealer
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 2010 Location: Made in Oregon
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Your sister is the boring one?
_________________ Needs: RxH GID Mutant Evil/Head circa '05-06, U.S. Toys GID Booska mini (open arms), Zollmen GID Mad Baron, Marmit GID Flatwoods Wants
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ultrakaiju
Vintage
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:51 pm Posts: 7316
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Ow, you poked me right in the eye with your moustache.
_________________ Butanohana Gundam Figures WANTED
flickr part [2] part [3]
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:14 am |
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Waterbear
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Joined: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:58 am Posts: 666 Location: Hiding in your toy chest
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
Overheard at a coffee shop during lunch.
"I love you so much but I just can't be in a relationship anymore where I'm the smart one, it's too scary."
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:18 pm |
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SaintOfSpinners
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Joined: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:48 am Posts: 1700 Location: Los Angeles
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
"I thought it was a real monster."
Ok this needs context...
I received a box at work. Girl: What's in the box. Me: Kaiju. (She looks bewildered) A monster. Girl: What's it doing? Is it sleeping? Me: Well the box is on it's side so the monster is to so I guess you could say it is. (She is staring at the box for a long time and I realize she isn't getting it) Me: You do know I collect toys? Girl: (hits me) I thought it was a real monster.
First rule about collecting is that we don't talk about collecting.
_________________ WTB: Itokin Park Mikazukin (Yellow, Rainbow Glisten, or One-Offs) Koningu One-offs
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bunnyboy
Comment King
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:16 am Posts: 1474 Location: germanymey
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Re: An Actual Sentence Spoken To Me Today Thread
SaintOfSpinners wrote: Girl: What's in the box. Me: Kaiju. (She looks bewildered) A monster. Girl: What's it doing? Is it sleeping?
"Since they apparently forgot to poke air holes into the box I reckon it's dead." Oh, to imagine the bewilderment if Kaiju Taro and their "HANDLE WITH CARE, DO NOT WAKE THEM UP" stickers were still around...
_________________ Ugly toys! You too old for that! Get a life, dude! x fuckr | FOR SALE (updated)
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