just set up shop across the street from my 2nd floor window. he has a shitty keyboard, no chops and is playing musak version of jazz standards. I hate him with gusto.



I have the PA set up and ready to go but I can't decide if I should go with jungle, goa or plain old hard techno. Any suggestions. (I might just poo in a bag and toss it in that trash can)

haha - he was on my corner earlier this week. He was there ALL day - Good luck!

DO IT

problem solved...heh

Piss in his bucket.

this sounds like a job for....

Sadly, I think Kozik is in LA.

doh!

Gabber!!!

I'd go for the Jungle with a poo bag in the trash can and a side of wrist rocket.

industrial strength style

I thought of that but I only have 4-5 records and I don't know where they are besides I am closer to the PA than he is.

BTW - I won, he left in the middle of a 4hero track.

Too bad "Super Gay" (who allegedly isn't) is in Tokyo.

I hate that bad keyboard guy too. Just be glad you aren't being bombarded by the guy in front of Old Navy who thinks he's James Brown. If you've been in SF for a long time, maybe you remember Suzie Sounds? The chick with the light-up Viking helmet who could play every song ever written in uniformly off-key intonation? She was fun, but she's gone.

Now Frank Chu, there's SF local color!

You didn't hear this from me...but a buddy of mine (yeah thats it) used to keep a box of those fart capsules in his desk just for this particular situation. Just walk by and drop one of those suckers and miraculously the problem goes away!!!

which 4hero track??? not much of their newer stuff would scare away a jazzy drunk...

different story if you are talking the realm of 4hero's "mr kirk" & "cookin up ya brain" era....

i love my old school reinforced collection....don't listen to it enough!!

it was actually Universal Love off the Parallel Universe album.

ha.. thanks for teh link. i've always wondered who the hell he is (always see him outside the ballpark

Just go axe-kick his keyboard in 2 and piss on it.

Chu is hilarious he used to go to raves back in the early 90's. We would would work our asses off to get an invite to some super private "gathering" and then when you got there my 12 galaxies was in attendance.

I was at a friends house last week and he had a picture of Chu passed out drunk in a chair surrounded by beer bottles and what not his sign had fallen to the side. I wish I had gone to that party.

love that record,,,

need to pick out that one,,,Nookie's "sound of music" lp & the foul play lp from the collection now...

...my music selection for the evening is sorted!!!

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I've seen that guy many times around Castro and Market and the Church Street area. One time I saw someone yelling at him, but the funny thing is he wasn't even playing his piano then.

missy, please post the picture of the spiderman guy from Montreal.

worst/best street performer ever

Skylar is right. God how i wish I had video of this, but we walked past this guy in Montreal who was dressed like spiderman and his "act" was to march in place and whistle and snap his fingers. He had a small PA and was playing random music.



and here is where he caught us laughing at him: I thought he was going to kick our asses.

OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH he's on youtube!!!!!! thanks again youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71nxzwvgL8M

now you can all see and hear his whistling/snapping routine. I think it's supposed to be some lame excuse for breakdancing.

also, I don't know who the other guy is in this clip, but he's awesome as well.