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 Helio Pollard 
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Mine arrived this week - yay! This one is a great paint, one of the top few among the Pollards I think. Plus, it's got a truly nuclear glow, unlike some other recent GID.

But -- Has anyone else wondered about the Helio Pollard's ... ummm ... aahhhh ... anal flame?

I guess it's the Helio logo, but if so, it's singularly oddly placed. I wonder if it's intentionally humorous, or more like Frank's comment on the Chinese failure to grok proper asshole placement? Corporations rarely have much sense of humor about being represented as a literal pain in the ass -- especially when they're paying for the privilege.

I mean, if you have to imprint a logo in an inconspicuous spot, wouldn't someone along the way have noticed that, since the logo here is a blue flame, painting it right there would give the impression the poor Helio was suffering the fiery rectal aftereffects of overindulgence in the habanero chilies?

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The flame is too far along the tail, besdies, everyone knows that a Pollard's asshole is between his legs (or on ebay) - duh!!!! :wink:

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actually, if you've ever owned a real lizard, the placement is about correct


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