Fuck you USPS for being a bunch of lazy ass hats.

UGH...FUCK YOU to the dick who decides to make popcorn at 3:00 in the morning, BURN IT, causing all the fire alarms to go off at once...

Grrrrrr, I giant [you know what] to whatever person(s) keep taking my food from the kitchen. I am a goddamn broke-ass student, struggling just to get by and you would go and do a dick think like that?!! Honestly, FFS, someone (or something) needs to give inconsiderate people like that a good f'ing kick in the gut. Who steals someone's food, especially when it is cheap-ass canned and frozen crap? Do you think it's okay because the person is living off filet mignon and truffles on the side? Get your head checked out! You are barely saving yourself any money, and causing someone else a huuuggge disservice. What is this, a crime of laziness? ignorance? I just don't give a shit about anyone else-ness? what? I can't understand what would possess a person with that mindset.

FU hockey companies for making equipment so damn expensive!!

FUCK YOU to whoever got my bank account info. I was locked out of my on-line banking. Then when it was un-locked I noticed a weird transaction. $134 to some alibaba something??? Really that is waht it said. FUCK!!!! Now I have to cancel my card. Dispute this transaction, What a pain in the ass. FUCK YOU!!!!!

FUCK YOU SNOW, I'm not ready for this already. Here it comes though.

fuck the bethpage NY USPS sorting facility for hijacking an android tablet that I won in a fucking contest and then sending me the empty package when I called to complain. even better, the empty parcel arrived on my fucking birthday. last time I checked fucking with the mail was a federal crime, hope you enjoy federal pound you in the ass prison you fucking dirtbag fucks.

Fuck ebay man. That shit is crazy. And the people who bid, crazier. Bad, bad, bad...

I agree... But may I add, fuck people bidding up toys to 800 when they sold for 90.

And Ef Twitter being down.
I've got nowhere now to complain about Twitter being down w/o people caring.
Save for good ol SB!

Fuck 'fuck eBay' . . bid frequently and bid high . . . embrace your OCD consumerism to the max!

Shameless plug? Well played sir.

Fuck people that play like they want community, but really just think of you as a consumer...

Fuckin' bats. Shitting and pissing everywhere...

But you are so cute. And awesome. And squeaky. How can I want to blast you out of your homes so you will quit making a mess?

No. No, I will continue to clean up after you.

Bats are pretty darned cool, but like most things in life this is all dependent on quantity. I have never had to deal with them in large numbers outside of a visit to Austin, so for now I remain un-guano-jaded. I have had this issue with pigeons though, and it is trying in the extreme. But to be fair, I already see them as rats with wings, and as much as I love animals, I could do without them.

Ugh. Yeah, pigeons are the worst. Fuck them.

The fun thing about bats is you can actually feel them clicking at you. Walking around near them, you can hear their normal banter of little squeaks. But walk up closer or draw their attention and you can physically feel their echo-location clicks bombard you. Trips me out every time.

Bats > Pigeons every day of the week.

Every time I visit the west coast I end up sleeping outside for some or all of the trip. One of my favorite things is watching them circle overhead eating all the bugs that otherwise would be biting the hell out of my juicy, blood-filled self.

Never had to deal with a guano-pit in my yard, though...

I'll take any excuse I can to share this video.

In Austin they've been out in the daytime this summer because the horrible drought has reduced the mosquito population and they have to spend more time hunting food. It's extra sad because the whole colony is mamas and babies.

So Fuck You Texas drought!

just a nice little fuck you to me... and here's to hoping things really are going to start looking up.

I hope so too Justin. You are good people.

Not a 'f*ck you' and not aimed anywheres in particular . . . but I (heart) humourless n00bs with their panties wound a leeeetle too tight preaching about 'Skullbrain community'.

Notice how many OG's and good-guys that posted regularly for years aren't any more . . . there are reasons!

. . . but trust me, community spirit, toy-karma and even a smattering of good old-fashioned RFSO are all alive and well and prevalent behind the scenes . . . maybe you just need to wait until you get invited to the party!

this is absolutely true.

Awesome! So, what else goes on behind the scenes? Any hanky panky?

Not unless you buy me fuckin' dinner first!

Deal. Nothing too fancy though. I can't spend too much money on food, I have toys to buy.