how many of you would stab out your own eyes with a letter opener because you just couldn't handle it?

and how many death threats would I get?

Put it on video and let Ramos feature it on the front page!

burn a couple of hundred dollar bills while you're at it.

I'll donate a GID silver. It would almost be worth it.

one day I'm going to be able to live that extravagantly, I swear. I just need to keep putting in OT at the office, get those promotions, make regional manager or vice president or something...

and then I'll be able to wipe my ass with the softness of flocked vinyl figures rather than scratchy TP.


we can all dream, right?

Do it!

I'd even throw in money to have you do it.

Honestly if all of my SB started on fire this instant it wouldn't break my heart. "Materials goods are fleeting"...I love my stuff but not that much. at the end of the day it's only "stuff".

And take it from me, OT is not how you move up in a company.

I have been wanting to do the same thing to a [expletive deleted].
I only have one, and it's only because some guy threw it in for free with Steven the Bat in an eBay auction. I was [expletive deleted] free till then. I need to be [expletive deleted] free again.

not really the same though

yeah but it would make "the others" cry when he posts footage of it to KR.

okay, what if I decided to offer some lucky board member a super limited, one of a kind custom where I take one of the hand painted skullwings and write my name - SKYLAR - across the face in big black permanent marker?

you KNOW you want the Pushead/Skylar collabo hand painted skullwing. there's only gonna be one.

now what's the fairest way to see who will get it? lottery? first person to sign up as a member on skylarfan.org?

That would be profound in so many ways.

This is probably a really stupid question, but who or what is the [expletive deleted] referred to by several folks on the board?

Are we feuding with someone? Has a toy fatwa been issued?

Should I deploy the ninjas? And where should they strike?

Who deserves a nice big Ultima spell in a very uncomforable place? ^_^

Sorry for the rookie question... just want to know what this Voldemort situation is all about? Who cannot be named? And why do we hate them?

And oh, yes...

despite the psychobilly freakouts of some members, imagine how cool an ultra-exclusive "Melty Pool Skullwing" would be?

If you only melt his legs to slag, he could be rising from the muck or some such... with a few nicely applied kisses of flame to make his headwings a bit drippy...

...this could be cool. Expensive experiment, but cool.

And if you should happen to do this, tape it. Performance art!

What type of device would you use to melt it? Homemade flamethrower?

You know, aerosol & barbecue starter... or zippo...

heh heh...

try to post the following:

what you call a baby goat + the term used to describe the following people: mazinger z, C3P0 and R2D2, astro boy, HAL 9000, Old B.O.B., etc

also, I would use fire

OH.... them....

Bad feelings, then, I take it?

Thanks for the nice little hint. Subtle. Sort of. ^_^

Of course, my interest in cooking confused me a bit at first...

I came up with something rather silly first... which led to a neat idea for a monster design:

Unleash MECHA-CABRITO!!!

heh heh... my head is an odd place to live...

I'll have to draw my cyber-goat monster now... more art projects. Huzzah!

Good choice with the naked flame idea. Would you use something for a precise burning, or chuck it into a bonfire or fireplace?

Probably better than grilling it... ^_^

shame on you for speaking of such blasphemy

if I really did this, would that make me a pusfoe?