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Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:55 pm
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Location: London
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 oh jesus... http://store.messengersoffaith.net/index.html
The Bible-based action figures include Goliath and Sampson
Don't really know what to say to be honest...
I'd be interested in the Satan kicking hell into Jesus box set
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BloodDrinker6969
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Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:13 pm
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Location: Chicago, Like R.Kelly
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Um duh, Jesus beats Satan! I'd get the set but only if it's MOMC, God hates bent cards.
Honestly though, whatever. I was raised Lutheran and never cared for this crap and had Batman and Madballs and whatever, it seems more for SUPER hard core Baptist style Christians, and at least their kids can get SOMETHING violent and KIND OF fun vs just, I dunno, hymn books and prayer logs?
Plus we might get a sweeeeeeet "Jesus in the Temple" box set where he's kicking sinners ass' out.......by DDTing them!
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deadboy
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Joined: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:31 am
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no comment
this pales in conparison to Bible Man
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Super Deformed
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:51 pm
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Location: PDX
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The irony. An armored and beweaponed "Bibleman".
Actually, I guess it fits quite well with our religious fundamentalism.
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hypermook
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I've had these two guys for over a decade. I think they are called 'Holyland Heroes' or some other such horseshit.
I love the wrestler-like stances and the rage on their cruddy little plastic faces:
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turtletooth
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Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:19 am
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Location: Dirty Jersey
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Tastes great! Less filling!
Pimps up! Hos down!
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Joe Bunny
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hypermook wrote: I've had these two guys for over a decade. I think they are called 'Holyland Heroes' or some other such horseshit. I love the wrestler-like stances and the rage on their cruddy little plastic faces: macho man randy savage! ooooooohhhh yeaaahhhhhhh
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BloodDrinker6969
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I could totally see a wrestling style speach going on there. "Tell em' Moses.." "WEEEEELLLLLLLLLL I'LL SPLIT YOUR HEAD LIKE THE RED SEA HOGAN!"
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scottygee
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hypermook wrote: I've had these two guys for over a decade. I think they are called 'Holyland Heroes' or some other such horseshit. I love the wrestler-like stances and the rage on their cruddy little plastic faces: Moses looks like he might be missing an accessory for that right hand---like a can of PBR or something...and ordering 1 more with the left...
poor little non-articulated bible figs...it does crack me up a little how all the bible toys look pissed off...nothing says "Christian" like an angry face and clenched fist!  
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shibby
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These figs came out to combat the Masters of the Universe line, the Christians were not too happy about the "Most powerful man in the Universe" catch phrase, I remember seeing a interview with the creator of the line
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