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laughed my ass off
sad thing is, I would totally buy it...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists


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I don't think it's that good. I'm stuck on level 12. :?
Any cheat codes out there yet?

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Up down down xx Gives you a bazooka but its dangerous at the close range.

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:lol:
i almost fell off my chair...

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:lol: A new cure for crying children. Smothering.

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Hmm. I was always partial to shaking (vigorously), but smothering works too.

Can't wait for the chainsaw version.

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this game seems kind of boring, all you do is pretty x or whatever button and keep pressing x to shoot people that come right infront of you gun. i dont know, a 5 year old could play this game... just sayin


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this game seems kind of boring, all you do is pretty x or whatever button and keep pressing x to shoot people that come right infront of you gun. i dont know, a 5 year old could play this game... just sayin


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If you beat the game on "hard" with the shotgun without dying before the 21st level, you'll unlock a bonus; spray-can flame thrower! it's awesome and so worth the 14hrs of gaming time!

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Can't seem to complete that damn ostrich side-mission! :x

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I'm kind of gullible ...
Please tell me: is this for real, or just a joke?
The shooting-people-point-blank-in-the-face thing
does seem kind of retarded to me.
But, yeah, who doesn't hate f***in' emus.
I mean, they're just wannabe ostriches, amirite?

Whatever, you might like this:
http://666games.net/Violent/Flash/Play/ ... ame_2.html


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Stu - The Onion is a spoof newspaper and news outlet. All of their stories are fake.

Which is really kind of a drag, because I'd love to shoot some Emus....and Emos.

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Gotta love the Onion! I laughed my ass off at this!

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....and Emos.


+10

And it would be grand if the "boss" of each level was that guy from American Idol so you could shoot him over and over, as he sang like a little girl.

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it gets really fun when the puppy's who are holding your kitten hostage comes in.

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Alice wrote:
I'm kind of gullible ...
Please tell me: is this for real, or just a joke?


Don't feel bad, there's a lot of people that will see an Onion news spoof on YouTube and get upset about the content. Makes me wonder if the Onion is that good at blurring the line of journalism and sarcastic social commentary or if we're just there naturally.

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So ... the thing about smothering crying babies ...
That's not true either?

Oh shi- :oops:


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This would actually make a great .99 cent Iphone app. I don't have an Iphone but that may be the feature that puts me over the edge.


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