
Re: My robot is suicidal...
THAT is fucking
tragic. My condolences, man.
REdYOdA wrote:
Has anyone had a battery operated device turn itself on like this? Very weird.
So, I'm a big Doctor Who fan...having grown up watching the classic episodes on PBS. Well, years ago, I picked up a couple of
Product Enterprise's Talking Daleks. Pretty sweet toys if you love Daleks, by the way.
Well, one night, one of 'em decided to
lose its fucking mind. Gods, it still sends chills down my spine. I sleep kinda light...so at 3 or 4 in the morning, when the little genocidal fucker decided to start belting out shrill-as-fuck lines like "Daleks rule supreme" and "Seek, locate, annihilate", woke up in thorough panic.
It wasn't like it started running through each phrase, one immediately after the other. It would shriek one out...wait a minute or two, and belt out the next one. When I first woke up, I thought I was sorta dreaming...and I definitely
was barely conscious. The next scream came moments later...and lemme tell ya, the fear I felt was NOT like being startled--like when a friend jumps out from around a corner to surprise you. Oh fuck no. It was PURE
visceral terror. I swear to fucking god...first of all, I didn't *really* know where I was because I was still barely awake from having been in deep sleep. My heart started pounding and adrenaline started coursing through my system. It was pitch-fucking-black and I felt like a mouse cornered by a python. I was totally glued to the bed...under the covers...about to die.
Thank the fuck christ, by the time the 3rd or 4th shriek came, my senses started to return. I realized that that sound of the End Times was actually the fucking Dalek toy in the other room (yeah, they're
that loud!). I got up, almost fell on my fucking dick like a drunk asshole, and fumbled for a gods damned screwdriver...still in the pitch dark...'cause, yeah, the fucking toy requires a screw to be removed to yank the fucking batteries.
I finally got my ass back to bed--wide awake and plenty annoyed--and I realized my then-girlfriend didn't even stir one damn bit through the whole episode. I FART A LOT.