Skullbrain: Answering life's essential questions one at time

With pizza there's no need for sides, just toppings. Toss those fries on top!

Voilà : Pizza à la Poutine mon cher Jeff


It was not that good

Where is that from, Mont Royal Hot Dog? I prefer my pizza to be hand edible, but I might just make an exception.

in regards to the even bad pizza is good pizza statement, there is a line, oh it is far off into the horizon but it is there, I dragged some friends to chuck e cheese some years ago and had the discusion that what we were eating was the worst Fing pizza ever but because we were eating it inside a chuck e cheese it was delicious

And does that apply to frozen pizza? I had the displeasure of eating a Digiorno's recently, and there was nothing remotely enjoyable about it. Totino's slays Digiorno's.

Out of town delicacy from Sorel.

pizza vs sandwich would be a more equal fight

Joe hit the nail on the head. A fried egg on a cheeseburger is one of the greatest things ever invented. Yes, invented!

I'll admit here I really only like pizza straight out of the refrigerator. Not sure when or why this started exactly, but I'll even take a hot slice out of the box among family or friends and pop it in the freezer to get it to my temp "zone."

Also, bad pizza can be VERY, VERY bad: Pizza Hut, ChuckECheese, school lunch, etc.

Methinks memories of school lunch pizza is what makes the idea of giving up hamburgers impossible.

what a ridiculous thread...that pulled me right in.

im probably in the minority here but i love terrible pizza as well. school pizza- the pizza with the square chunks of pepperoni- i love it. i love chuck e cheese pizza. used to go with my friends and play the xmen cabinet and eat pizza. i love cicis pizza. i love pizza hut stuffed crust pizza. i love frozen pizza with the shitty stuffed crust. red baron, tonys, totinos, you name it. i also love brick oven gourmet pizza, and when i was in italy for two weeks i ate pizza for every meal (dont worry, the other times i was in italy i ate other things)

pizza is the best

Yeah, for sure - even bad pizza has its place. (I generally keep a Totino's or two in my freezer.) Except Digiorno's - that shit just plain sucks. "It's not take-out, it's Digiorno's" my ass! I don't think I've ever had a hamburger that is to hamburgers as Digiorno's is to pizza.

what about McDonalds hamburgers? I'd take frozen White (explosive diarrhea) Castle Burgers over a McDonalds one. They're pretty deplorable.

Bad pizza = edible.

I'll b*tch to the gods about a bad pizza while I eat the sh*t out of it. and if I had the option of eating a juicy hamburger instead...well I would still finish the pizza, THEN eat the hamburger. not the other way around though.

What about McDonald's pizza? I haven't been to McDs in years, but I swear they used to put crack in those puppies. If you didn't live in a place where there is a cheap slice available (i.e. urban area), this was the ticket. Their personal pies were some great crap pizza. But then, I can't think of anyone else who liked them..... (and so they went away)

Well to be honest, I've never had a McD's HAMBURGER. But a McD's CHEESEBURGER is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY more edible than a Digiorno's pizza.

why all the hate for digiornos?



put the pizza in the oven, eat the cookie dough raw while you wait.

i guess im in the minority for liking digiornos too!

There was/is such a thing?!? I can't imagine it tasting nastier than a McD's burger. As far as digiorno, i've tasted worse pizza before. My only gripe with it is the stupid dough (it's got this weird sweet taste sometimes)

edit.
look what i found,
http://www.pizzadelivery.org/interestin ... ver-10176/

yeah i know what you mean about the weird dough. i guess i just eat past it/ dip it in sriracha

There sure was. And it was glorious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2T6YjiBbxk
(sorry for the quality on this one, but of course I had to choose the Roy commercial)

okay, one more to make up for that last one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zav57FjHXJA

no wonder, i was only 2! Anyways i'd like to try it, it actually looks edible.

I just had it recently, so my revulsion to it is fresh in my mind.

Must have been a regional thing - we never had that in the NW.

wow. never seen it before. McPizza. oh god *shudder*
I would've tried it though!

I love Mcdonalds, because in Korea Mcdonalds (and most burger joints) delivers, for free and at any time of the day.

Pizza joints usually close at 9~10. So for ease of access and lazy factor, burgers still win for me.

Bad Pizza > Bad Burgers. I'll eat a bad pizza and be like "meh, it's ok, it's still pizza" but a bad burger? I'll spit it out.

Worst pizza ever? Imo's Pizza in St. Louis. I still ate that shit. Provell, yuck! Even worse then the pizza on Denny's kids menu.

I have a secret love for the Hut though. Even growing up in Chicago, Pizza Hut sucked me in. It brings me back to Ninja Rap and the Bartman and Book It!

Can I say I can easily give up both to secure bean & cheese burritos for the rest of my life