You must have a huge ass!

Fuck You, asshole Long Beach cop hiding in a speed trap and giving me a ticket today. I'm glad there were no real crimes for you to handle or prevent today.

Long Beach, CA?

Yup. Bixby Knolls, actually

You must be a hipster. There is a memorandum going around the LBPD to pull over and cite anyone who is or even remotely looks like a hipster. We want you guys back in Silverlake and wherever stinkupuss lives and out of Long Beach Rock City

I am a goth/industrial hipster psychology intern, true! I want out of Long Beach, but am stuck here until August working with trauma kids. I actually live in East Hollywood, the working class Latino neighborhood VERY VERY close to Silverlake, lol.

Must have been my ironic mustache and mullet and MAWANKA jean jacket that got me busted!!!

Or your Morrissey t-shirt. That will get you ticket every time as well. This aint Whittier man

Have you eaten at Blackbird Cafe yet? You should. Their Dos Caballeros is outstanding. On Wardlow and Orange

no, I haven't!!! if you have any other food recommendations, send me a PM. I'd love to hit up some LB hot spots before I am forever banished from the choad of Southern California

Pho Hong Phat (long? One or yhe other, they name dhsnged at some point) on Anaheim and Redondo

Best pho, been going there since I was little and they're the only thing comparable to my grandmas cooking. Even better than majority of the Westminster places ive been.

Also, ACAB

Fuck you weather! School starts today, and of course on my busiest day (I have to go in the morning then venture back tonight around dinner till 10pm) the temp is 4 degrees with a drop to -9 expected tonight. I'll never get use to this Buffalo weather I'm a summer guy 100%.

Fuck you non-driving idiots, it's just some snow. Granted the roads weren't the greatest but there is no reason to drive like that.

4 hours to get home from work. It's 17 miles.

My knee is killing me

fuck...

4 HOURS for 17 miles!!! Are you serious? We have snow and ice EVERY year here and people still haven't figured out how to drive on it. I feel your anger but 4 HOURS? Man...

Fuck pixlr-o-matic! Can't even save pics (after working on them) now without it crashing, and fuck this damn message every time I try to make cka pics bigger:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /wp/wp-content/uploads on this server.

You think that's bad....try Atlanta's snowmageddon this week where two inches of snow left people stranded on the highway overnight. I was lucky to make it home in five hours. I have 4WD and used Google Earth to find back roads. FYI Atlanta...there is often more than one way home. Humans have truly turned into an inept, idiotic species with no chance of long term survival.

Wife hit my car today. Yeah.

Haha sorry man.

Hmmmmm, I know you a little and I think you may have typed that in error. I'm thinking more it reads like "I hit my wife with my car today"

mindreading, its a gift & a curse



seriously, she was trying to avoid hitting a garbage can

^^^^^^

Honey, I hit your car. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do it. On a positive note, I missed the trash can. Ugh!

Sorry Psilo. I was just trying to lighten the mood.

To all the mail people who automatically leave a slip instead of actually trying to deliver the package, welcome to your new home in this lovely thread.

^^ my postman! theres nothing like being home ALL DAY and walking to the mailbox to see a note saying they couldnt deliver my package.

i also live on a property with two address & mailboxes but he refuses to separate the mail even though they are clearly marked! I have to do it on basically a daily basis....and on the days he "feels nice" and does separate the mail, he does so by name not address (our mailboxes have our names on them) so I for some goddamn reason still get all the old tenant mail for the other address! ITS INSANITY!! But i dont trust him at all, check both boxes those days anyway and still often find some of my mail in their box.... uggggghhhh! id NEVER had a postal problem until i moved to this house/neighborhood (the station itself is the worst ive dealt with as well)

^^^

I agree. The USPS can pretty much suck my balls. I wasn't even given a slip saying I wasn't at home to sign for the package and WAS home. Instead nothing was left and if I hadn't checked online to find the status they'd all either be returned to sender (yeah, fuckin' right!) or ignored. This happened three times in less than two weeks. Adding insult to injury is that it's my normal carrier who I thought was cool and would sit around and listen to him I FART A LOT and moan about his job. You know, an over-paid delivery guy with a powerful union behind him. This past holiday I decided to give him a gift package with various food items and the like (including a beer that he always tells me he wishes he had) as I don't like to give just money. Ever since then my service has been shit. Guess he would have rather had the extra cash. I have never tipped any one like the postman before and decided I would do it to be kind and show that I appreciate the service. Well, that won't ever happen again. Now I hope the fuck does get fired. Bottom line, the USPS is worthless. I have posted something like this in the past. Worthless sense of entitlement fuckwads.

The KKK. Seriously, I cannot believe they are still around. Just because their reasons for hating other races changes, they are still cartoonish and stupid.

Wow. I don't even know how to approach that one.

speaking of cartoonish & stupid...