The "Big F*** You" thread

Fuck you pollen.

 

Word.

 

Word to the third power.

 

Fuck me for throwing away my big bag of wires before moving and now having a bunch of machines I can't charge.

 

Fuck you inane posts. There's too many of you lately and I don't give a flying fuck at what you're saying. Seriously.

 

FUCKabees!

 

Add to that - fuck you creating new treads instead of using Search to find old ones.

 

There's a couple new serious '+1'ers... I've been surprised noone's called them on it.

 

NICE! I've been feeling this way for over a year now. Glad to see I'm not the only one!

 

fuck you black supremacist that would not take a free balloon from me, and fuck you lady that prank ordered from our shop and stiffed us $45

 

Fuck you to the person that stole my doormat today. What the fuck?! Seriously....a doormat?!

 

Well, it was a custom door mat.

 

Do you live in a building? I had to deal with homeless folks stealing doormats and then sleeping in crawlspaces beneath the staircase when I was a kid.

 

fuck...how many posts until it doesn't say "New Blood" under my name?

 

I heard if you give me that FUCKING Dead Presidents Rebel Ink it goes away.

 

LOL .. A-Fucking-Men!

 

Fuck my managers at work. A) I'm smarter than you both. B) I work ten times harder. C) You're overpaid and worthless. oh and D) Yes I will continue to be disrespectful to you both and you can write me up as much as you want because I don't give a flying fuck...

 

Fuck you right in the @$$!!!

you lazy cocksuckers! I paid for you to bring it to my house--not to write me a fucking love letter!!! FFFFOOOOOOAAAAAWWWWWK!!!!


oh, and a sidenote: fuck you, delivery driver at Papa Johns. Duh-wiv-urry you assfuck! it's in your fucking job title! fuck your attitude too, loser! pissed you didn't get a fuckin' tip? mothaFUCK your tip! how about you suck my balls!

some lazy motherfuckers!

ahh...thank you "F*** you" thread. peace and love to all!

 

My postman won't even knock on the door!!!!

I saw him walk up today and before I could make it to the door he was already gone with a notice left in my mailbox! WTF?!!!

It will be my 2nd trip to the post office this week!!!!

So F*** you postman!

 

and now a big FUCK YOU to the crazybitch at the closing on my new house today...she is FUCKING crazy and refused to sign!

 

Really?! How does that happen?

 

Fuck you to USPS . Lost my package. Was supposed to be delivered on 4/20 according to tracking but the tracking stops at the nearest Post Office sorting facility. They don't know what happened after that and they're are STILL looking into it. I've called about three times a week since the 26th and they can't seem to give me any sort of clear answer or response. Their customer service is absolute shit. Ugh. They're so lucky they don't have any real competition like UPS and Fedex have between each other otherwise they wouldn't last one week with the way they run their business and the attitude that they let their employees have.

I called Monday and they said they'd call me back within 48 hours. Guess who still hasn't heard from USPS. Sick of this bullshit. Let me file a god-damn claim already or find my package.

 

For all those folks with post office problems, ever consider a PO Box? In a bunch of countries, seems to be the best way to minimize probems, eh?

Oh, and I enjoyed the pizza delivery story.

 

F*** you USPS for leaving a missed delivery slip on my door, then can't even find the damn package at the post office the next day.

 

F*** you La Poste (French PO) for leaving a missed delivery slip on my door, then can't even find the damn package at the post office the next day.

F*** you stupid desk guy who can't find the parcel but tell me : "well, come again tomorrow, maybe it will be there..."