The Moog

"I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here." - Dr. Evil

R.I.P. Sinead O'Connor

Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

"It's one thing to bore everyone to death, but don't lie. The truth is boring enough." - Beavis

Champagne looks, Prosecco prices.

R.I.P Alan Arkin

"I'll eat you up like the warm, toasty little buttercakes you are." - Colonel Oats

Albatross! ... It's a bird, innit. It's a bloody sea bird ... it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

“I'm tired of this back-slapping aren't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, that's all we are." - Bill Hicks

'Very clever deduction, Captain Rogers. Actually I'm standing in my laboratory. You see only an electronic image.' - Dr. Modar of Saturn

CURSE YOU, RED BARON.

Amazing live Sea-Monkeys. Absolutely guaranteed to grow. Just add water. They come to life!

I got bit by a dog a few days ago, in a park. It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Lonely Castle in the Mirror.

"This is London, Jen. Its not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made with dog poo and knives." - Maurice Moss

birds eye potato waffles, they're waffly versatile.

My fave machines at Pinball Republic on Sunday? Indiana Jones, Led Zeppelin and Strikes & Spares.

"It's the story of a photographer who goes completely insane, trying to take a close-up photo of the horizon." - Steven Wright

"Two hours you spent talking to me about the things you found in your little donkey's shite that day. I timed it." - Colm Doherty

the box office is drooling - and the bar stools are on fire - and the newspapers were fooling - and the ash trays have retired

R.I.P. Maxi Jazz

R.I.P. Terry Hall

"I really believe that if you practice enough, you could paint the Mona Lisa with a two inch brush." - Bob Ross

Harlem Heroes. The sky ain't the limit when the heroes are in it.