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  1. The Moog

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    'Only The Best Moms Get Promoted To Grandma'

    What does that even mean? Other than some horseshit to put on mothers day coffee mugs? I don't get it.
     
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    It means their daughters like to get spermed
     
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    Is that a medical term?
     
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    I think you're onto something

    I've seen a lot more "#1 mom" mugs than I should. There should only be 1 #1 mom as determined by the International Commission on Mothering
     
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    Tim 1 : Skunk 0

    A mix of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide and soap did the trick. Declan smells good/normal again, plus he's fluffy since he got a bath earlier than planned.
     
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    Seconded. I also weep for the once-proud bumper sticker and novelty mug industries, laid low by moral decay.
     
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    So . . . . you're only a good parent if your kids reproduce. Is that it? Considering any mullet-headed moron can get someone up the duff (or be impregnated by one) i don't really view that as a great achievement. Kinda like falling off a log.

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    I’d like to think that items like this were gifts to said grandparent by the grand child or the child whom made them a grand parent to begin with. While it is cheesy, i don’t really see any wrong with it.
     
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    Only the best humans get promoted to sociopathic sanity destroyers.
     
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    I'm not saying there is anything wrong with giving gifts, i really just don't understand the sentiment. I'm not joking, i still don't get it.

    What do they mean by promoted?
     
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    Maybe it's a play on the idea that the coffee cup would be used at work, where promotions occur. So this office worker just got "promoted" to a new title.

    "Hey, Gary. Just enjoying my new role. How's that report coming along?" [Slurps coffee.]
     
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    Whoa, chill out fellow peeps. I don't think David was serious with his post. Even tho I was
     
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    For the record i'm perfectly chilled, i'm just obviously too old to understand half the shite that people promote on the internet anymore!
     
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    i'll get you a "#1 chill uk skullbrain old guy" mug
     
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    can we get a “loud as fuck skullbrain old guy” mug.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Can someone make me a "My daughter got spermed!" mug and on the other side it says "Blessed Grandpa"
     
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    Make that "Bitter Euro Skull Krew", please.
     
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    Not sure how I feel about this.

     
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    Sign me up for one of these, too. Only drawback is I'd probably have a whole cupboard of them for all the various representative 'locales.'

    I was so close to picking up this one in Brighton to use around the office, but..... it sadly would not have gone over well (and some of us rely on incomes to live off).

     
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    WTF?!
     
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    NOT ok.
    SERIOUSLY. That’s fear propaganda. They shouldn’t be able to do this. That shit feels like they WANT kids to go through it...

    And, what’s the deal with not ACTUALLY pointing out ANY warning signs?

    I wonder where this is airing?
     
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    This is beyond fucked.
     
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    Yeah my students were all talking about that video and showed it to me. I think it's only on the internet. Crazy, It's made to prevent school shootings? I don't know what it will do besides make people upset. Which I suppose is probably all they want.
     
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