I'm not a gamer. I don't give a shit about any video games made after 1989. I find myself wanting a plug-and-play system that will look decent on a 4K TV, have good controls (if there is an option for an old-school, cabinet-simulating joystick and buttons controller, all the better), and a robust line-up of old shit I can play. Priorities for me are Joust, Tetris, Pac-Man, Altered Beast and Ms. Pac-Man; my wife is hoping for Galaga, Tempest, Frogger and Q-Bert. When you're done laughing at me and have caught your breath, I would appreciate any recommendations. Thank you in advance!