The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    IKR?!? That’s not where the vagina is... not on humans, not on beetles, or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. It’s a bellybutton vag. :|
     
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    Not sure if fugly but certainly terrifying

    Also, can we all agree that anything by SWARMCODD/Mike McCreery is basically cheating at this point
     
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    @kid_miracleman To Kikkake’s credit he did name this thing ‘Suspicious Guy.’
     
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    i feel like there should be a versus movie with this fighting a zuni fetish warrior
     
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    Suspicion torments my heart,
    Suspicion keeps us apart, Suspicion why torture me.
     
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    ^Can't call that one fugly, as Kikkake's sculpt and paintwork are impeccable as always, but it sure is unappealing. I'd like to see it caught in a trap, so it can't walk out.

    Hi pals of skullzbarn. Glad to see a global pandemic is not slowing the fugly tally one iota. Hope you and yours are all hanging in and staying safe.
     
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    "5 limited edition of this masterpiece!"
     
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    How did Kenth go from painting a run of Aitsu DX for Punk Drunkers to....that
     
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    As shitty as the toy is, Kenth did a great job painting it.
     
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    A polished turd, is still a turd!
     
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    A little morning custom for y’all
     
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    Quarantine drinking game. Go about 10-20 pages back and take a shot everytime someone posts a SWARMM creation
     
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    Ugh. Yeah. One more for that drinking game.
     
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    A blank dipped in shit could actually not look worse. Wow, just wow. :?
     
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    Lest we forget this classic. Possibly a bigger contender for worst toy ever than the 'crusty-dick-vagina hand-fondling-boob-thing'.

    Tough call.

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    I think Ron English is a phenomenal artist, but I’ve yet to like a single toy he’s produced. I don’t know why, but I can’t stand his 3D iterated designs into toys. I like the idea of his American Depress, conceptually, but the recycled trope of obese characters got old, really fast. That stupid dinosaur makes my eyes want to chug battery acid.
     
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    Wasn’t this toy supposed to be an ode to hardworking sofubi factory workers?
    This is another one of those cases where things just don’t feel right. Not only is this an AWFUL paint job, but...he’s also not a cook?!? It doesn’t make sense but also comes off as kinda disrespectful. The people who cast and pull your sofubi aren’t clowns.
     
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    I agree....It's just weird and wrong. Makes me cringe.

    "Lets give some of these toys of a guy who pulls toys, to people who he doesn't pull toys for, and anything goes! Whoopie! Can't wait to see who does a KFC one first!"
    Yeah that's pretty respectful.
     
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    Exactly. Japanese vinyl toys are their own art form already, which a rich history and a particular aesthetic. It doesn't need to be reinvented!
    If you can't contribute, don't piss on it :dam:
     
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    Platform figure type group shows have been cooked for awhile.
    When TAG used to do them so many people complained they were't invited. Then they were and buried and redesigned the fig beyond it's original scope. Then who was made out to be the bad guy for not being invited, and the fig not selling?
     
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    All of these look like they are on a ton of cocaine
     
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    those platform type shows were an excellent chance for some dream collaborations but there was always someone trying to do waaay too much lol
     
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    So what amazes me, as a person who has been known to paint a toy from time to time, is this: who the heck is buying these terribly painted toys? And I mean the decent toys that have been given the “kitchen sink” or rainbow vomit treatment? Is it all just overly enthusiastic new, colorblind collectors with more money than sense?


    That, and I’m glad nothing I’ve ever painted has landed in this thread (to my knowledge).
     

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